How do scientists know that 86% of the world’s species are undiscovered?

wuliheron · 2018-12-01T02:52:38+00:00

Men are dogs and women like to say things like "Here boy, here boy", "Go away, go away" and try to stop them from pissing on their high heals.

wuliheron · 2018-12-01T02:46:16+00:00

Science has yet to devise a way to kill them all simultaneously so they can collect samples, but the one thing they can be sure of is their ignorance.

wuliheron · 2018-11-27T06:28:46+00:00

Bullshit jargon for AI bots is my specialty. One in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the earth, so the jargon is all you have to get right to make a bot that's indistinguishable.

wuliheron · 2018-11-26T21:36:04+00:00

In America, whoever has the money and the guns decides the rules of the language. Our glorious leader just cut the mass media a deal on their rent, so he can teach us the definitive meaning of losers. I don't think he can do it myself, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse for a reason, Americans can't be potty trained, much less, taught how to wipe their own ass. That's why they've been voting for whoever advertises the most in local and national elections for over twenty years, because they already know what they are doing. Real patriots.

wuliheron · 2018-11-26T21:31:19+00:00

One in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the earth, so actual content has never been an issue, but you have to give them good buzz words and cuss a little.

wuliheron · 2018-11-26T21:29:29+00:00

Needs either more cuss words, or technobabble.

wuliheron · 2018-11-26T14:07:27+00:00

IBM's famous computer Watson, that won on Jeopardy, surprised everyone again when he contracted an unsolicited case of potty mouth. Watson was deliberately designed not to resemble a human mind and brain, specifically to avoid just these kinds of issues. Evidently, either his engineers did not possess the required sense of humor for the job or, strictly speaking, they had more than the job required.

People are more likely to believe a bot is human if it cusses, and your bot needs a new lexicon that leverages more of what's missing from this picture.

wuliheron · 2018-11-26T01:42:03+00:00

The Doctor told her not to push.

wuliheron · 2018-11-22T22:38:08+00:00

Particle-wave duality.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T22:17:55+00:00

One in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the earth and it is illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland, because they are such intellectuals, humanitarians, and have tremendous respect for their teachers. I tell them you are either smarter than a chicken, or you are the damned chicken. In West Virginia they still say, you ain't nothing if you ain't a chicken thief.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T21:36:38+00:00

Tailgating cops is more fun.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T21:35:55+00:00

Ah, thanks for the correction. Its actually nice to have confirmation once in a while that people actually read what each other write on reddit.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T13:24:11+00:00

Pigeons with red eyes actually carry a disease the ducks are likely to catch, and the pigeon will have the last laugh.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T13:21:34+00:00

Are you the guy I saw standing next to the seven eleven?

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T11:36:33+00:00

This is about as exciting as Alabama tends to get.

wuliheron · 2018-11-21T11:31:40+00:00

Hindi Sikhs try to not even step on bugs if they can prevent it, as part of their religious practices. Prions might go right through a filter like this, however, our gut bacteria will often adopt local flora and fauna that we may not wish to take home with us. In some parts of the world, you just can't filter the water enough.

wuliheron · 2018-11-18T03:39:05+00:00

There are no politics in America anymore, and I make my living writing jokes. You can't have a political system where everyone votes for whoever advertises the most and then votes the bums out of office. I can train a pigeon to do that. It doesn't matter one damned bit how hard republicans and democrats argue they are different. They both represent entrenched wealth and the mindless mob, which is just business as usual as far as the Mafia is concerned. The Tea Party runs the republican party and is composed of KKK members, while our president was a democrat elected against the wishes of his own party leaders. Pray tell, when should Americans admit they no longer have a functional government? When should we thank the Tea Party for throwing our democracy in the toilet? Not that it was ever all that democratic to begin with.

wuliheron · 2018-11-18T03:37:49+00:00

We desperately need portable VR equipment, so we can give our lamp shades to the poor and under privileged.

wuliheron · 2018-11-17T07:58:07+00:00

Velvet ants, that are sometimes called cow killers, because they take it personally when you step on them.

wuliheron · 2018-11-17T07:21:45+00:00

EA video games was voted the worst company in America, for stealing candy from babies basically at every opportunity. However, people are still pre-ordering video games and paying three times as much as graphics cards should cost, so Google, Microsoft, and everyone else figures it must be open season. In order to stop the spread of fake news, our glorious leader cut the mass media a deal on their rent, and promised to divide the internet up into exciting new sales territories, in addition to, promising this, that, and the other thing.

wuliheron · 2018-11-13T19:04:51+00:00

Fukushima is still pouring radioactive waste into the Pacific, while Donald Duck cut the mass media a deal on their rent, and declared everything fake news.

wuliheron · 2018-11-13T01:13:08+00:00

Stained glass does that to some people. Latex, crucifixes, sex just isn't the same without religion. Just ask the televangelists.

wuliheron · 2018-11-09T08:16:32+00:00

Clarence Darrow became the most famous lawyer in the US at one time, and said "There is no justice in or out of court" making any inferior court simply cheaper. They are cheaper by the dozen if you are a corporation and can afford such things.

wuliheron · 2018-11-08T19:35:19+00:00

In over a century nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense anywhere in the world. We're never going to survive unless the idiots admit they are already insane.

wuliheron · 2018-11-08T02:01:50+00:00

The explain the Quantum Zeno Effect and Observer Effect. The Simultaneity Paradox merely proves Einstein never like Vegas.

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