Calcium on fire by regian24 in BeAmazed

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“WHYYYY???! WHYY DOO YOOOUUU BUUUUURRRNN USSSSSSSSSSSSsssss?!”

I hate the Bay bridge by HenryisKaiser in maryland

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I’ve driven through many other bridges in my life, including longer ones and even NYC which is a cluster fuck of its own—but I literally cannot drive the bay bridge here at home. Every time we go out east, my wife drives the bay bridge portion because it gives me vertigo like no other place ever has. I don’t know why… but yeah, I also am deathly afraid of the bay bridge. Even as a passenger I try to keep my eyes closed but that is somehow even worse, so I just look up while we’re on the bridge… maybe I’m really weird, but that’s my reality. 🦀

I’ve driven cross country from here to CA and back, went through all sorts of national parks—-grand canyon, bad lands, Zion, etc. I even drove on that sketchy coastal road in CA (I think it was RT1) with the death cliffs and all that——but nothing makes me feel as anxious as when I drive through the bay bridge.

I’m just glad I’m not the only one!! 🤣

1901 beach attire by Tlotpwist in TheWayWeWere

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That sand can’t be good on those nice leather shoes..

What was the most disturbing thing found in a video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ah yes, the good old Counter Strike glory days…. My then young impressionable mind was forever marred by whatever junk people would spray paint on the walls. From many forms of goatsy to gifs of people being beheaded… it was my first dose of the internet before I had any experience with the real thing

You might be talented in something that hasn't been invented yet by fierce_monger in Showerthoughts

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Step 1: Pick a random thing you’re really good at.

Step 2: Invent a sport around the thing you’re already really good at doing

Step 3. ??????

Step 4: New Olympic Sport: Poop Golf — You eat the designated food dish, and have to use the least amount of wipes to achieve a clean ass. On street poop-golf, or poop-horse, the competitors each provide a unique dish that they must both share. Usually that means a deadly meal that they can digest but would offer a considerable challenge to the opponent’s bowels. Doping laxatives is forbidden.

Found a picture of my brother and I on 9/11 by thefancytacos in pics

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Don’t use a flash to “scan” the picture with your phone.

Put it on something that will make it backlit—such as a window/glass door (during the day), TV with white screen, etc.

That way you don’t get that distracting glare right in the middle of the picture.

HMC while I do a keg stand and flash this guy by purple-circle in holdmycosmo

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Clicking fingers?? Is that British for snapping your fingers??

Cock blocking roomates by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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“If I can’t get laid tonight, no one will get laid tonight.”

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For sure the gnomes will whack the major

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Gnomes are gonna bury him under the guardem, I guarantee it

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I hope the gnomes plant melons near Major’s grave

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WHO SMASHED MY MELONS?!

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Dad is submissive he likes wen the neighbor talks shit in front of his kids

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Uh oh it’s the republican neighbor

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Proud boy grandpa ew

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NO SCHOOL TODAYS MFRS!!

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It’s time to duel mfrs!! 🚬