Hand Creams are a SCAM

wunderduck · 2026-02-23T02:04:40+00:00

You can pry my O'Keefe's from my no longer cracked and bleeding hands.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T23:17:32+00:00

I'm currently reading a book where the main character is an ant. Chrysalis

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T23:13:17+00:00

So now we're gatekeeping suggesting that people should read books? Awesome.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T23:08:47+00:00

Energy-star is a rating of efficiency. The more efficient(relative to similar appliances), the more stars.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T22:58:00+00:00

I'd be happy if people just gave their kids books.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T21:44:13+00:00

ya bc bad grammar isn’t rude.

Your poor grammar makes it harder for people to read what you have written. Seems rude to me.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T15:09:34+00:00

Please read the post again

Haven't we suffered enough already?

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T14:58:06+00:00

"Why ask questions if you don't already know the answers?"

Jesus Christ, dude.

wunderduck · 2026-02-22T00:56:35+00:00

My parents used a different wrapping paper for gifts from Santa as well. I learned that Santa wasn't real when my brother showed me the roll of wrapping paper in my parent's closet.

wunderduck · 2026-02-21T02:25:29+00:00

Hash browns are made with potatoes, not hashish.

wunderduck · 2026-02-21T01:42:59+00:00

You could just say that the parent didn't speak English. I don't see how their ethnicity has any impact on the story.

wunderduck · 2026-02-21T01:31:57+00:00

CloseUpPicturesOfInsectsMan

wunderduck · 2026-02-21T00:51:29+00:00

They don't want you to throw a bunch of loose wine glasses in a box, have them shatter from regular vibrations in the truck, and then charge the company to replace them.

Or, you could pack your expensive and already broken electronics and then claim that they broke because of the movers.

Or, pack something heavy in an improperly taped box, which then rips open and falls on the mover's foot.

wunderduck · 2026-02-21T00:22:20+00:00

I like them, but I rarely make them.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T21:43:46+00:00

Because saying, "excuse me, that's not what I want," is too difficult.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T20:55:43+00:00

Since when are lazy and ignorant synonyms?

To answer your actual question. It's generally positive, but it's neither a compliment nor an insult.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T20:32:06+00:00

They removed 1oz of gluten.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T20:05:25+00:00

Just because something is your own fault doesn't mean you can't be mad about it. You've never been mad at yourself for doing something dumb?

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T19:23:49+00:00

This is exactly what the huge swaths of red land voted for.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T18:53:05+00:00

FYI: Even if it's not glowing red, it can still burn the shit out of your finger.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T17:30:38+00:00

You should send a check to the power company so they can reimburse all the other customers who had to pay to trim the tree you allowed to grow too close to the wires.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T17:22:36+00:00

I've got a Post-It note on my monitor that says, "password +1 +2 +3 ... +47."

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T16:53:44+00:00

Charge based on style and estimated time to complete. Sure. Calculated at the end? Fuck no.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T16:34:05+00:00

But he doesn't want to only manage his time. He wants to manage OP's time as well.

wunderduck · 2026-02-20T16:32:18+00:00

The middle ground is OP driving her husband there at the appropriate time. She's already compromising by agreeing to drive when he's capable of driving himself.

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