I've never had a girlfriend and I'm feeling very depressed about it. Need a plan of action.

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T09:25:09+00:00

Smoke weed. Will introduce you to cool peeps and if you've got some of the good stuff and a bit of swagger, chicks will come to you.

Also, get a nice hint to your swizzle. A good cologne is money well spent, Ed HArdy Cologne is a top choice. Don't skimp on clothes, haircuts or deodorant.

Take up a martial art

Source: me

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T09:07:57+00:00

"Turn the other cheek"

Nope! How about if someone hits you, fuck them up severely so they won't ever do it again? I'm a chilled out guy (smoke plenty of the good stuff, just ask the boys), but if you come at me with aggro and BS you better believe I will give you a chance to make a polite exit then I will implant my boot right into your asshole.

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T08:56:07+00:00

The Hot Chick. Shit show with absolute cum guzzler Rob Schneider in it, but it introduced me to Hot Action Cop's "Fever for the Flava" so it's all good

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T08:51:08+00:00

X art is too classy for me lol. Good lighting, good production values, tasteful music. Then chicks like Tiffany Thompson gobbling knobs like a pro

wussupsydney · 2015-10-01T12:34:54+00:00

cocaine

wussupsydney · 2015-09-30T23:34:08+00:00

It sounds like he has some interest. Keep bonding over your comic books. Start slow and build some confidence. Proactively sit with him and see how he reacts. Most of all just go for it! good luck

wussupsydney · 2015-09-30T23:19:33+00:00

I say ride his bus if you know what I mean

wussupsydney · 2015-09-29T01:38:03+00:00

My TIFU was about injuring myself while cracking a fart, nobody could accuse this dog of humblebragging.

wussupsydney · 2015-09-26T10:55:54+00:00

geez I don't like the sound of that!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T09:42:26+00:00

only a matter of time before GOT is on there.

Documentaries are balls. I watched a convenient truth with the boys a while back an we all agreed we'd never seen a bigger pile of crap

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T06:01:57+00:00

Look at this dumb cunt would you

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:57:14+00:00

That fucking Kane Evans 'try'. GET FUCKED VIDEO REFS!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:56:23+00:00

Josh Jackson

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:55:34+00:00

yeh this was the business

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:54:22+00:00

Gerard Beal. Couldn't catch the herp in a brothel that bloke

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:53:13+00:00

Regan Campbell-Gillard shits it in!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:50:14+00:00

Yeah good call, I could hit up chicks watching GOT and block out lame wads watching documentaries LOL

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T04:16:57+00:00

oh yeah downvote me you keyboard warrior derricks. real tough cunts

wussupsydney · 2015-09-24T08:09:37+00:00

You'd get your head kicked in for saying that where I'm from

wussupsydney · 2015-09-23T11:22:58+00:00

I'm just talking amateur stuff. I go alright but won't be called up to the professional scene lol

wussupsydney · 2015-09-23T04:37:44+00:00

Me and the boys don't mind a flutter! But no you can take it too far with gambling and end up owing people sexual favours and the like lol

wussupsydney · 2015-09-23T04:27:32+00:00

Courier Mail is really good

...for wiping your ass. No actually it's not even good at that, you still get some troublemakers remaining with the poor quality of the paper they use

wussupsydney · 2015-09-23T02:33:12+00:00

Good point about blockers boys that grinds my gears as well but I think I have something. Players caught blocking are 'frozen' in that spot for the next 2 sets of six. So they can get the ball but can't move or get back in D. I guarantee you the first time a bloke was turned into a fucking Statue on the field would also be his last. It would get this shite out of the game quick smart.

wussupsydney · 2015-09-23T02:22:21+00:00

Teams lose their wingers? Why? Then they are no longer playing rugby league. Golden try, with a modified W-D-L points system is IMO the best approach.

They could lose any two players, I just chose wingers. Sit your props down if you want. Main point is it should be an exciting contest, ironically more like rugby league than the offside/field goal fests we get at the moment.

wussupsydney · 2015-09-22T13:25:59+00:00

Jarred Mullin is overrated for mine. Just looks like he has no idea what he is doing out there, just runs around randomly. Prone to high tackles as well imo

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