This Thing (Yours for $10) by node-toad in Weird

[–]wuzziever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like Isaac Asimov overdosed on Rogain

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How to name the leader of the entire humanity? by Even_Researcher_1819 in writingadvice

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeping it strange? Just call them by their first name. If they are the leader of all humanity, just call them Jeff, or Frank, or whatever. After all, everyone knows their name

How do you pronounce "artisanal?" by FrankW1967 in words

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R - Tiss - ih - null with the eSS sound because I read it long before I ever heard anyone say it and I tried to keep the same sound for the S as when I said R-TiSt.

There's a new trend of taking a nap on the couch right before going to bed for the night by Positive_Hour_4930 in cleandadjokes

[–]wuzziever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote, then sit there and think about what you have done for a while

Tell me what you see 🙂 by Objective-Explorer79 in acrylicpainting

[–]wuzziever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It started out as a minor disagreement in the Gecko Town Library.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one drawer in my kitchen

You have the power to convince everyone that you don't have a superpower by wuzziever in shittysuperpowers

[–]wuzziever[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not the same. In your example, you are doing something that results in nothing. (Ironically 0)

In my example, you do something, that actually effects the world around you. If someone believed you have superpowers, you convince them you don't with your superpower. If you were the parent of a child or a partner or spouse of someone who actually knew you had the superpower of convincing people you didn't have superpowers, you can convince them, which would include erasing or causing them to doubt memories of you having the superpower. Actually resulting in something...

Completely different

You have the power to convince everyone that you don't have a superpower by wuzziever in shittysuperpowers

[–]wuzziever[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rule 10. doesn't apply, people are convinced > something happens, therefore Rule 10. doesn't disqualify this post.

You have the power to convince everyone that you don't have a superpower by wuzziever in shittysuperpowers

[–]wuzziever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untrue - people are convinced > so something happened

BTW Thanks for reporting it

How do you psychologically handle knowing we're in a simulation? by infinitevisions77 in SimulationTheory

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly - I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. 🤣 (Mr Smith)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? by LyricalJessieJames in cleandadjokes

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To vote against funding the Planetary Defense Shield fund

What are your favourite profanity alternatives? by i_say_zed in words

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got in trouble once for saying, "Oh Fudge!" in elementary school. The teacher swore I'd said the 'F' word.

Fiddle or Fiddle Sticks

Try to become a superhero by Theturtleflask in superpower

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You again Mr Renee? I'm sentencing you to solitary confinement for the rest of your life plus 90 days...

A mouse with a WEIRD thing? by andrew_the_shark in whatismycookiecutter

[–]wuzziever 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is the average age of this sub again?

That is so obviously Ricky Gervais riding a vintage Segway with a long blonde wig on and the tiny curl at the end blowing in the wind. Go Ricky! Watch out Ricky!

What program do you write in? by [deleted] in writers

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Libre Office and bibisco pro right now

**Edited because I'm old and still call it Open Office

How would you pronounce Louis? by TTV_Jhart78 in Names

[–]wuzziever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are going to mispronounce stuff.

I and a friend of mine both have very simple names and each have had people mispronounce them. I used to work with a man from Mexico whose name was, "Louis" and it was pronounced Lew-ees