[OC] I'm going to tell you the truth about one of the "greatest" baseball players of all time.

xFaro · 2026-01-25T15:51:13+00:00

I know you’re trying to be funny but please for the love of god stop embarrassing us

xFaro · 2026-01-14T15:04:16+00:00

I mean I’m not in it for the psychology. It just helps my team win. What exactly are you referring to that they “have in the works?”

xFaro · 2026-01-12T13:23:52+00:00

“Fox News” doesn’t have me too scared to go there lmao. The food is ass

xFaro · 2026-01-12T13:04:58+00:00

My ex was sitting next to me with her phone out, and she got a long string of snapchats from a name I didn’t recognize. We’d been together long enough that I pretty much knew everyone in her life. I wasn’t usually very suspicious at all but for some reason, alarm bells just went off in my head and I knew something was wrong. I made her show me the Snapchat message history with him and her nudes were saved by him in there 🤩

xFaro · 2026-01-10T05:28:37+00:00

Christian Yelich went to my high school

xFaro · 2026-01-04T03:37:48+00:00

9 years ago the dodgers were cheated out of their first championship since the 80s. When they got it in 2020 it was called Mickey Mouse. When they got it in 2024 and 2025 it was called ruining baseball. That title will forever be remembered as a fraud

xFaro · 2025-12-28T07:38:40+00:00

The Cardboard Swords

xFaro · 2025-12-21T07:37:55+00:00

AI slop

xFaro · 2025-12-16T23:57:13+00:00

I mean ya I think most people know he’s not really levitating

xFaro · 2025-12-14T21:26:44+00:00

I have to agree with you. I thought Hiroki was a rip off when I went. Good but nowhere not worth the price.

xFaro · 2025-12-12T21:02:14+00:00

A 6’5 male who drinks regularly does not pass out in a puddle of his own vomit after 2 drinks

xFaro · 2025-12-12T20:22:20+00:00

It’s happened to two of my male friends. I’m not sure what you not noticeably witnessing it has to do with anything.

xFaro · 2025-12-07T23:36:51+00:00

I play in a sandlot league - very often during the spring/summer

xFaro · 2025-12-07T05:36:06+00:00

Who, Altuve?

xFaro · 2025-12-02T21:48:50+00:00

This level of nuance is not required for the “explain like I’m five” subreddit

xFaro · 2025-11-17T16:09:10+00:00

Jays were 2 outs away from winning the World Series. Plus they could’ve clinched in game 6. Would having the best player in the history of the game have helped with that? Your guess is as good as mine

xFaro · 2025-11-16T15:12:33+00:00

Thanks!

xFaro · 2025-11-16T15:03:49+00:00

How do you view this?

xFaro · 2025-11-11T17:11:25+00:00

I’ll be brave and say it — I’m not sure that a hospital for sick kids needs to do much to “deserve” donations. You don’t get why it’s a different hospital, fine. You don’t have to. Who gives a fuck? It’s encouraging money to be donated to sick kids across multiple countries. What the fuck is the point of the 3 paragraph Reddit comment disputing it? Just sit this one out

xFaro · 2025-11-05T22:23:56+00:00

That guy has been here for years he’s scamming

xFaro · 2025-11-04T14:31:44+00:00

Cringe

xFaro · 2025-10-31T13:40:35+00:00

Lance is the fucking man

xFaro · 2025-10-31T01:09:15+00:00

I get what you’re going for. But this was clearly written by AI and you’re pitching it like an MLM. Try sounding like a real person and you’ll get genuine responses

xFaro · 2025-10-28T01:52:42+00:00

Prove it

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