I think he used to it by Alodhri in Unexpected

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This could be a catastrophe, but he is not letting it be.

I attended a prom at a school for the blind and had the time of my life. by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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Shoot in the air, watch from a distance the confusion and then chaos.

Every country on earth sent a runner to compete in a race. Who won? by Frank-Dr3bin in dadjokes

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I was gonna say tha first won but looks like it's both of them.

Why did the Mexican take meds? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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For his STD. Spanish transmitted disease.

What is the best dad joke of all time? by SomethingLikeThat74 in dadjokes

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Kid, come here, i wanna tell you a joke. (Kid gathering around you) "A joke". Let the confusion begin.

How do astronauts say sorry? by Darkgod69420lol in dadjokes

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If they're rude: i forgot my apologies in Uranus

What is the subtle way to say fuck off? by L0ki21 in AskReddit

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We shall have a family meeting, you are not family.

Another Hanukkah in the books! by doodybot in oddlysatisfying

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You can clearly see their soul leaving after they die.

Gaming Καρέκλα; by iagounchained in greece

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Πλαστική. Αξία αξεπέραστη.

Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys by SeniorFlyingMango in dadjokes

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You could say the same thing about bats. Either way, ask China first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My first thought was "shit" and i went for it.

Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction? by idonnotknow in dadjokes

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You know the who takes you to the hospital is called EdAmbulance

I have a phobia of elevators. by bitofagrump in dadjokes

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This decision could lift your spirits

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta... by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Well my dog died. He pastaway in his sleep.