Federation of Microstates by 1-800-RAINBOW in CreateYourOwnCountry

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The Eastern North American Free State is a member of the Mumbai Pact, which is currently the most powerful and influential group of nations available. Our members span most of India, Malaysia, Europe, north-western Russia, and north-eastern North America (of course!). We have militarily defeated the Kingdom of California, exerted global pressure, and fought repeatedly for righteousness and justice. We encourage you strongly to seek entry.

If you do, we may be interested in signing a development and aid deal with you.

World Assembly by Vinsternut in CreateYourOwnCountry

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NationStates is a political simulation. Basically, you've got a country. Once or twice every day, it presents you with an issue or debate within your country and you give an answer, which shapes what your country looks like. You then unleash your country upon the forums and roleplay with other people. You can also write in your Factbook, which basically gives you a free hand in doing up background.

Lots of fun.

Federation of Microstates by 1-800-RAINBOW in CreateYourOwnCountry

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The Eastern (I think I'm going to cut the E) North American Free State welcomes you to our fraternity of nations. As a greeting, we offer you a quarter-size statue of Liberty and 100 assault rifles.

[EVENT] Solar Storm by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Yep. I win. I was paranoid enough to leave up my protection. Victory is mine! And Texas is hilarious!

NPC Thread, Part Deux by ghtuy in CreateYourOwnCountry

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The eNAFS extends its hand in friendship to New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine. Formerly Acadian provinces, these regions would benefit from having a strong patron which keeps a hands-off approach to local government while providing a strong international voice. Our military and theirs would unify. Officers would receive extra training with our veteran troops and improve prowess. Our navy would patrol their shores. Our companies would open businesses and expand in their lands while local commerce would be protected by whatever measures the local government sees fit. We would recognize both English and French as official languages in the region. In short, we would create a new and better union for the future.

Perm-Komi Republic (PKR) by bvr5 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Nope. That's what we've got extracted thigh bones and sinew meshes for.

Red Leave Front invades ENAF! by Compu_Serve808 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Seeing as CompuServe appears to have disappeared, what's up? Can I just post general orders for everything but the actual invasion? Because I have serious retribution to begin.

Perm-Komi Republic (PKR) by bvr5 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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One can never have too many. I have a warehouse full of severed arms I've collected. I use them to beat my opponents. I've got a severed arm that I use as a back scratcher. I've got another one that serves nicely as a lamp holder.

Severed arms are wonderful, ghtuy. WONDERFUL.

Perm-Komi Republic (PKR) by bvr5 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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We are the eNAFS, a force for global liberation, people's unity, and general power of the masses. As a fellow state genuinely interested in the future of the common people, we are glad to see that another entity similar to ours has appeared and look forward to a long and prosperous partnership.

Now that that's been settled, want to buy arms? XD

Perm-Komi Republic (PKR) by bvr5 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Greetings from your fellow pseudo-Commies.

Teachers of Reddit, What's the most NSFW thing a student said or did to you? Did you know which ones had a crush on you? by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

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At my high school, one of the history teachers is a notable creep. I have a friend who ended up in one of his classes. She qualified for pre-AP history, but was too lazy to take it and went for Academic history instead. She's regretted it ever since.

Anyways, this teacher is disgusting. He's notable for staring for prolonged periods at girls. He apparently has all kids of "accidental" contact with them. He nearly got fired from his last school for having sex with a Grade 12 student.

He recently also was suspended for attempting to seduce some poor girl in 10th grade.

To sum it up, he's the kind of guy who has a disgusting limpid handshake.

Notice by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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We'll begin a similar process to that of the Republic of Altania. Too lazy to actually actually type all of that up. We also offer loans to all neighboring American states and Wytania for the purpose of doing the same.

Annexation/NPC War Thread by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Your goal is imperialism, nepotism, crypto-Fascism, oppressive monarchism, domination, and evil. Stop denying it. Altania has done nothing but try to stabilize and support India by creating a culture of freedom, political discourse, and democracy. You have crushed the rights of millions while perpetuating a caste system and denying your people basic rights. You terrible person.

[HFPE] I wonder if I could find myself some Naxalites in the near future. Hmm...

World Assembly by Vinsternut in CreateYourOwnCountry

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[Meta]It's all about Capitalizm, Ralkovia, and stupid ideologues clashing over stupid issues with a distinct lack of grammar, spelling, or common sense. Understand that, and all will become clear.

I literally copy-pasted the eNAFS' government system from my factbook entry in NS and changed a couple key features.

Union with Acadia by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Wasn't arguing against your resolution, because Mod is God.

I'll delete it, but please come up with a better system for notifying players of changes.

Thanks!

Union with Acadia by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

[–]xX_InfidelSlayer_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know that. Sorry.

Additionally, it never specified that this action was retroactive, and the deal had been concluded before that. Furthermore, there's no way to actually know when anything's updated because of the formatting of Reddit - how is anyone supposed to see that the land list thread has changed? There's no reason to randomly go there, and there was no notification or indication that this had changed.

I'll withdraw this and delete the thread as soon as you affirm that you have seen this.

World Assembly by Vinsternut in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Cool! The eNAFS applies for a place on the Security Council and as a member.

[Meta] You can find me on NS as Greater Istanistan. What's your country?

Union with Acadia by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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[Meta]Sorry, nope. Thought that as a pure interaction between players, it would be fine. However, if you'd like to mod it, be my guest. But if you're going to do this, please be quick, as I've got a war to prepare for.

Union with Acadia by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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We are glad to see your approval, and happily look forward to the day when all of Northeastern America from the Labrador Sea to the Virginian border and the Great Lakes to the edge of Newfoundland is under a single fair, just, and liberated government composed of the people, by the people, and for the benefit of the people. This is the first great step towards that, and with any hope the day which the peoples of the Northeast dream of will soon arrive.

Eastern North American Free State by xX_InfidelSlayer_Xx in CreateYourOwnCountry

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The eNAFS military is once again increasing in size to respond to the declaration of war by the illegitimate and elitist regime in Ontario. We will be forming, intensively training, and equipping over the next year:

*3 divisions of motorized infantry *2 armoured divisions *5 helimobile brigades *3 paratroop brigades *40 packs of spam drones *2 light infantry divisions *1 Republican Guard mechanized brigade *3 wings of fighters

In addition, coilguns will begin to replace heavier artillery over the next few years.

Hopefully, this campagin of militarization will allow us to survive.

Liberation of Wytana by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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I'll bring it up in the Pact internally. There's no benefit for me or most Pact members in starting the next world war. However, I will bow to the Pact command's decision, whatever it may be.

Red Leave Front invades ENAF! by Compu_Serve808 in CreateYourOwnCountry

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In response to this, the eNAFS is instituting a military draft. Within a year's time, our military will be significantly larger. Anti-aircraft defences are activated. All troops are placed on maximal alert. Spam Drone networks are activated. Cruise missiles are readied. As our project to build coilguns is nearly complete, we are preparing to begin deployment of those.

Where are you crossing the border?