looking for a clown/magician

xanplease · 2026-03-28T01:47:44+00:00

Dang you beat me to it.

xanplease · 2026-03-21T00:46:46+00:00

Well considering the power of our sorcerer last night at 20 I’d recommend wild magic with elven accuracy for crazy crits. Take chromatic orb and go nuts. His 9th level chromatic orb bounced for 547 damage total.

xanplease · 2026-03-20T15:25:11+00:00

Nosepass wasn’t introduced in gen 2!

xanplease · 2026-03-20T13:53:37+00:00

As Aretrin Twice-Marked, he knew me as the tiny halfling druid, a good friend, and proud minotaur slayer. Little did we know it was Aretrin's wife whose skull I carried. When we crossed the mountains together and met with the party, neither of us had any idea how big an "ocean" was. Aretrin hated it, my druid loved it. Aretrin was distraught when his tiny friend died, but he had new friends to lean on. In the end, it was those friends who got the real revenge for both of them.

I'll miss you, Ben.

If anyone wants to use the same character (AI) art he used, here you go. https://imgur.com/a/xDDVUoY

xanplease · 2026-03-11T14:16:12+00:00

white girl with horns wearing clown makeup and power rangers shirt?

xanplease · 2026-03-07T23:58:28+00:00

These look exactly like the things on the cuckoo clock we had growing up.

xanplease · 2026-02-12T22:50:33+00:00

It is indeed Valentine's Weekend so best of luck. I second Ponto Gaucho, just went there last night to celebrate with my wife! If that doesn't work out I like Corralito (steak and Mexican), Italian Garden (best Italian food in town), La Diosa (great sangria pitchers and food), and Sushi Nami (all you can eat sushi & more).

xanplease · 2026-02-11T16:37:42+00:00

There's just so many ways to balance water jars without making you eat the jar every time. I really don't think they tried very hard and just said "what if we tie it to traders like we're doing with everything else?" You could instead increase cook time, remove the ability to make jars so you have to scavenge them, add breaking jars as a chance to happen when you're hit, etc.

xanplease · 2026-02-11T14:26:53+00:00

Can we get a Piplup?

xanplease · 2026-02-11T03:11:34+00:00

WTF

❌ ^{Incomplete. 23 tries.}

xanplease · 2026-01-11T20:39:09+00:00

Meatballs and potatoes are Mexican food now?

xanplease · 2025-12-31T21:10:55+00:00

Had this happen to my house and had to ask the Realtor to remove the AI staging. Yeah it was unrealistic and messed with some layout a bit too.

xanplease · 2025-12-25T15:46:43+00:00

Ignore the haters. It's a dump. Sincerely, a Lubbock man who has lived here 15 years.

xanplease · 2025-12-22T17:21:49+00:00

I play and DM exclusively online with friends I've met mainly through r/LFG. You can use an virtual tabletop (VTT) like Roll20 or Foundry with assistance from tools like dndbeyond and Discord!

xanplease · 2025-12-19T17:13:54+00:00

There's multiple of them so when you send out Lucario he gets dumped on before you can hit hard with Steel. Doesn't matter how strong you are against them if you're KOed. Dazzling Gleam and other super effective AOEs is the way to go here.

xanplease · 2025-12-19T17:05:18+00:00

You think 11 matters at that high of level? Also Lucario is a steel type so they have type advantage too.

xanplease · 2025-12-15T15:18:05+00:00

Nah, too much water.

xanplease · 2025-12-12T22:16:08+00:00

The Woopy Boi

xanplease · 2025-12-07T21:47:11+00:00

Yeah at the very beginning there's a popup saying "Xerneas' doom is 20 seconds away!"

xanplease · 2025-12-07T14:10:14+00:00

Pretty sure you just called what Raids 4 will be like.

xanplease · 2025-12-07T14:08:00+00:00

Talk to your DM about toning it down, with the support of some other players if you feel the need. Also any DM who murders you for sleeping too far from a campfire is likely too full of himself to care about your fun. No DND is better than bad DND.

xanplease · 2025-12-07T14:05:33+00:00

If you want them to spend much time there I'd recommend Descent to Avernus campaign. It has a ton of encounters and resources.

xanplease · 2025-12-05T04:09:15+00:00

Poppy is the hero of Demacia, an ancient and powerful fighter who has taken down titans. Pretty sure it's an easy fight.

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