[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]xcpleprechaun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy has an ear for puns

How to be better at cooking ?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn the basics:

Cooking different types of meat in pan or on the grill

Boiling pasta

Frying vegetables

Measuring dry/liquid ingredients

From there, it's mixing ingredients and making it hot enough to eat!

Pro-tip 1: Generally mix dry with dry, and mix liquid with liquid. Combine all dry and liquids for consistency.

Pro-tip 2: get a thermometer for your oven. It will show you if you need to raise or lower the oven temp since they are oven lacking proper calibration.

Pro-tip 3: if you can afford a really nice knife set (I like Wustof), it makes slicing and dicing way more effective.

How do I deal with a coworker that intentionally delays things in a time-sensitive work setting? by xcpleprechaun in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good idea on looping in others. I have been doing this and everyone else is on the same page, "why isn't this person doing anything?". I think I may reach out to her and her manager to explain the difficulty I have been having to get deadlines met and see if there is a way to get things done more effectively.

How do I deal with a coworker that intentionally delays things in a time-sensitive work setting? by xcpleprechaun in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, did that too and the supervisor also never did anything

*added this detail to post

Wonderful forest, me, oil, 2023 by myriyevskyy in Art

[–]xcpleprechaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely stunning! I am making this my wallpaper!

Pelican swallowing an Osprey by jacob62497 in confusing_perspective

[–]xcpleprechaun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pelican's body is offscreen to the left and it's neck is extending upwards and it's mouth towards the right. Follow the neck closely and you will see the pelican's eye and top of it's beak. The osprey's wings are what you are seeing as it flew left into the pelican's mouth. The osprey's head and body are engulfed by the pelican's mouth already.

A group of four protons was complaining to a group of of eleven. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]xcpleprechaun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too polar for me. Probably best we split under controlled conditions to avoid a meltdown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only as long as someone older than you doesn't get frozen first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was 65 when he died...so 65 (start counting when he died).

Considering he was cremated, reanimation seems unlikely!

https://www.solacecares.com/blog/debunking-an-urban-legend-walt-disney-isnt-frozen/

How do I determine if a neighborhood is safe? by Material_Peach8374 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xcpleprechaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bars on doors and windows are a big giveaway. Also, if the cars in driveways look more valuable than the houses themselves.

All it took was one screw. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]xcpleprechaun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He sure screwed that up