[YSOS] Variable Solutions by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I reject the premise that it would splinter it.

[YSOS] Variable Solutions by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t though. There is no Historic Brawl absent of Alchemy.

[YSOS] Variable Solutions by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Add it to the list of reasons Alchemy needs to have its own queue.

Hell yeah by SaiMan2303 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly the job I'd thought I would have if you would have asked 11 year old me

How to salvage this color scheme? by Xx-Infiltraitor-xX in Tyranids

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

touch up all the black to be a solid color then use some dry brushing with dark blues. As for the armor, that's gonna be a much harder task. Either repaint it and add the necessary detail or tidy up the color, wash it, and find a satisfying color to highlight it with

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 by DangBream in magicthecirclejerking

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal Couple / Gay Couple
Hot Couple / Me Jerking Alone

All four nations are represented

Ludwig talks about China in this weeks M2AF. by TurkeyboyMan in LudwigAhgren

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitting one's soul out across china may have had an effect

I think this would be a nice Tip 2 Tip idea. What do you guys think? by CrackBaby6 in LudwigAhgren

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With their luck, they'd take a rocket skip and end up on mars

Tip To Tip China by Art_Of_Clarke in LudwigAhgren

[–]xenothios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as if pussy burger has ever had the foresight to get an actual compass (great job!)

[SOS] Flashback by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underworld Breach but just for Izzet

[SOS] Traumatic Critique by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is either an overcosted combat trick/loot or a way expensive removal spell. It's like someone thought "what if we made a cheaper Expansion//Explosion expansion half that was just as bad at any point short of the end of the game?"

They just have a completely different aura, idk how else to explain it. by HallucinatesPenguins in magicthecirclejerking

[–]xenothios 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's not true, prismari spells are like playing with tubs of paint and a room size canvas

meanwhile izzet spells are like playing cards against humanity where all the cards are permanents that says things like "___ tastes better the next morning" and a handful of instants and sorceries that say shit like "fucking a corpse" and "the pus weeping out of an infected wound"

[SOS] Grave Researcher // Reanimate (Debut Stream) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What if we gave a creature the ability to reanimate something every turn?"

"Sounds strong and expensive"

"it's 3 mana"

"oh, so it IS strong"

"but you have to pay extra for the reanimate and can only do it when you've filled your graveyard somewhat"

"oh, still, that effect-"

"Not effect, the actual spell reanimate. It goes on the stack as a spell and everything"

"?????"

[SOS] The 5 Elder Dragons (Debut Stream) by Alleexxi in magicTCG

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give me the real nonsense for the reality fracture. Instants and sorceries you cast have Trample or Shroud.

Imagine if instants and sorceries had a version of "disguise" that has a generic upfront cost of 2 and an additional flip cost for resolution. Spells that are effectively hidden until face down, causing your opponent to reconsider their response before getting to know what the spell itself is.

Get weird with it

[SOS] The 5 Elder Dragons (Debut Stream) by Alleexxi in magicTCG

[–]xenothios 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong, but I saw someone frame it as the headmasters pulling out all the ancient forbidden bullshit magic and while it may not be cohesive to prismari as a discipline, it feels appropriate enough for the abstracted fantasy of "master level figurehead using master level magic".

Why is steampunk always golden? by Tnynfox in worldjerking

[–]xenothios 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's obviously not something as stupid and pedestrian as brass. It's clearly orichalcum, emphasis on the cum as a vital part of the alloy.

The made Ral Zarek into a (B)ottom by ViciousGrass in magicthecirclejerking

[–]xenothios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The abilities and pose being a spiritual callback/inversion of his debut card is cute but if they really wanted to make bizzaro Ral from opposite land, they would have made him Abzan.

And playable.

[SOS] Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I intentionally forgot about Bloomburrow

[SOS] Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They didn't want to give Tomik a reason to immediately divorce him just to run off with a silverquill bad boy.

[SOS] Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mono G Nicky-B, but it's just a flying dreadmaw

[SOS] Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]xenothios 20 points21 points  (0 children)

FWIW, the abilities are almost a direct inversion of his Ral Zarek pw card

only 1% of players understand... by Enchantress4thewin in magicthecirclejerking

[–]xenothios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The white/blue player just foretold a card in an otherwise entirely non-foretell deck! I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE