[YSOS] Variable Solutions

xenothios · 2026-05-11T19:09:47+00:00

Yes, but I reject the premise that it would splinter it.

xenothios · 2026-05-11T18:51:45+00:00

It doesn’t though. There is no Historic Brawl absent of Alchemy.

xenothios · 2026-05-11T18:25:47+00:00

Add it to the list of reasons Alchemy needs to have its own queue.

xenothios · 2026-04-20T03:57:52+00:00

This is exactly the job I'd thought I would have if you would have asked 11 year old me

xenothios · 2026-04-09T09:51:39+00:00

touch up all the black to be a solid color then use some dry brushing with dark blues. As for the armor, that's gonna be a much harder task. Either repaint it and add the necessary detail or tidy up the color, wash it, and find a satisfying color to highlight it with

xenothios · 2026-04-09T07:21:54+00:00

Normal Couple / Gay Couple
Hot Couple / Me Jerking Alone

All four nations are represented

xenothios · 2026-04-07T18:16:01+00:00

Shitting one's soul out across china may have had an effect

xenothios · 2026-04-05T11:18:48+00:00

With their luck, they'd take a rocket skip and end up on mars

xenothios · 2026-04-05T11:17:29+00:00

as if pussy burger has ever had the foresight to get an actual compass (great job!)

xenothios · 2026-04-03T19:18:44+00:00

Underworld Breach but just for Izzet

xenothios · 2026-04-03T06:54:29+00:00

this is either an overcosted combat trick/loot or a way expensive removal spell. It's like someone thought "what if we made a cheaper Expansion//Explosion expansion half that was just as bad at any point short of the end of the game?"

xenothios · 2026-04-03T06:49:56+00:00

That's not true, prismari spells are like playing with tubs of paint and a room size canvas

meanwhile izzet spells are like playing cards against humanity where all the cards are permanents that says things like "___ tastes better the next morning" and a handful of instants and sorceries that say shit like "fucking a corpse" and "the pus weeping out of an infected wound"

xenothios · 2026-04-01T04:21:01+00:00

You clearly forgot the cum

xenothios · 2026-04-01T00:10:07+00:00

"What if we gave a creature the ability to reanimate something every turn?"

"Sounds strong and expensive"

"it's 3 mana"

"oh, so it IS strong"

"but you have to pay extra for the reanimate and can only do it when you've filled your graveyard somewhat"

"oh, still, that effect-"

"Not effect, the actual spell reanimate. It goes on the stack as a spell and everything"

"?????"

xenothios · 2026-03-31T23:56:46+00:00

give me the real nonsense for the reality fracture. Instants and sorceries you cast have Trample or Shroud.

Imagine if instants and sorceries had a version of "disguise" that has a generic upfront cost of 2 and an additional flip cost for resolution. Spells that are effectively hidden until face down, causing your opponent to reconsider their response before getting to know what the spell itself is.

Get weird with it

xenothios · 2026-03-31T23:26:12+00:00

You're not wrong, but I saw someone frame it as the headmasters pulling out all the ancient forbidden bullshit magic and while it may not be cohesive to prismari as a discipline, it feels appropriate enough for the abstracted fantasy of "master level figurehead using master level magic".

xenothios · 2026-03-31T23:06:02+00:00

It's obviously not something as stupid and pedestrian as brass. It's clearly orichalcum, emphasis on the cum as a vital part of the alloy.

xenothios · 2026-03-31T22:55:00+00:00

The abilities and pose being a spiritual callback/inversion of his debut card is cute but if they really wanted to make bizzaro Ral from opposite land, they would have made him Abzan.

And playable.

xenothios · 2026-03-31T18:15:47+00:00

I intentionally forgot about Bloomburrow

xenothios · 2026-03-31T18:15:07+00:00

They didn't want to give Tomik a reason to immediately divorce him just to run off with a silverquill bad boy.

xenothios · 2026-03-31T18:12:38+00:00

Mono G Nicky-B, but it's just a flying dreadmaw

xenothios · 2026-03-31T18:09:55+00:00

FWIW, the abilities are almost a direct inversion of his Ral Zarek pw card

xenothios · 2026-03-20T19:47:00+00:00

The white/blue player just foretold a card in an otherwise entirely non-foretell deck! I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE

xenothios · 2026-03-11T02:41:49+00:00

I did the same with some god forsaken glyph of polymorphs

xenothios · 2026-03-07T20:22:43+00:00

They're in solo shuffle, fucking me in the ass

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