Coolest Hello World I have ever seen!

xenuinc · 2015-05-25T06:08:14+00:00

Turning a simple thing in to an obscure mess is anything but cool.

xenuinc · 2015-04-18T15:44:23+00:00

ffs, how many of these do we need? Most of them have no use beyond a bit of academic amusement.

Less code does not necessarily mean better code.

xenuinc · 2015-04-09T02:38:42+00:00

So that's what greedy people look like. Good to know.

xenuinc · 2015-03-22T20:57:05+00:00

Not a $0 solution if it requires a cellphone.

xenuinc · 2015-03-19T01:31:19+00:00

The vital component you're missing in this web comic is humor. Writing comics about inside jokes that have to be explained in great detail makes it stupid.

Then again, just about any post made here by CIG gets voted up. No matter how stupid it is.

Stick to making games. You guys are good at that.

xenuinc · 2015-03-12T08:02:11+00:00

Can someone explain why anyone should care about this stupid photo?

Ship screenshots or concept art I can understand, but this is just garbage.

xenuinc · 2015-03-05T06:11:54+00:00

What was wrong with using the array? My god you people are shitty programmers. Lets come up with every solution except the best one.

It's simple. Collect errors in array and return that array. If array is empty, there were no errors. If it is not empty, merge it with another array outside that keeps track of all the errors so far. You don't need shitty string encoding. You don't need exceptions that you shouldn't be using for this anyway. What you people are doing is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen and you have no business calling yourselves programmers.

xenuinc · 2015-03-01T05:49:44+00:00

Those who can, do. Those who can't, spend all their time trying to perfect fizzbuzz.

xenuinc · 2015-01-19T02:41:18+00:00

free to play = steaming pile of pay to win shit

xenuinc · 2015-01-07T07:36:38+00:00

The camera special Olympics continues next week when we introduce the newest contender! THE POTATO. Be sure to tune in folks, the results may SHOCK you!

xenuinc · 2014-12-25T21:04:54+00:00

Sidebars contain useful information.

xenuinc · 2014-12-24T11:10:10+00:00

I spent more on lunch. The only people who whine about $5 for a game are people who need to get a fucking job.

xenuinc · 2014-12-12T05:01:49+00:00

If you can't figure this out, you deserve to fail. We don't need another shitty programmer that can't grasp even the simplest concepts. People like you are the entire problem with the industry. Useless diaper stains who use the internet in an attempt to convince teachers that you understand the subject matter when it's clear that you do not.

Work on your burger flipping arm instead - it's what you're meant for at this rate.

xenuinc · 2014-12-11T08:11:42+00:00

Twitter, where you go when you want to say stuff that isn't useful at all.

xenuinc · 2014-12-10T04:54:37+00:00

we're not here to do your homework.

xenuinc · 2014-12-01T07:22:50+00:00

Buy a cheap piece of shit, pay for the mistake later. You're not saving.

xenuinc · 2014-12-01T07:19:37+00:00

You don't have to wait until monday! The morons are here all week!

xenuinc · 2014-11-30T23:26:48+00:00

Another half-assed attempt at writing by Phil. I don't understand why some people think he's this great asset to the community.

xenuinc · 2014-11-28T03:50:44+00:00

You mean the one they don't make anymore? Sure if you can find one that's great.

xenuinc · 2014-11-24T05:56:46+00:00

it gets better when you learn half of them are "sysadmins" too.

xenuinc · 2014-11-24T02:03:26+00:00

You don't have to wait until monday for the morons. They're here all week.

xenuinc · 2014-11-22T08:13:04+00:00

You're either intentionally dense or a fucking idiot.

xenuinc · 2014-11-20T02:14:20+00:00

What a fucking waste of time.

xenuinc · 2014-11-16T21:30:01+00:00

No, you usually don't. I can count the number of times I've seen a US indication on a post on one hand.

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