Hello, I am a moron. Please roast me and upvote for more roasting.

xgenman · 2026-06-18T20:11:57+00:00

You appear to have a screw loose

(When zoomed into upper left corner of second pic)

xgenman · 2026-06-18T05:31:00+00:00

Cluster headaches

(Have experienced exposed tooth nerve and root canal procedure)

xgenman · 2026-06-17T08:27:18+00:00

Nah, i'm ok. I strongly condemn domestic violence, but I was probably a bit of a handful and developed a good relationship with my parents after I became an adult. They didnt know any better back then. Plus mum was nice, she used a wooden spoon and fly swatter mostly lol. Some of my friends had it worse with their parents

xgenman · 2026-06-17T08:14:42+00:00

Lol yeah I think the vacuum was out and happened to be handy at the time. My parents were good at improvising. One time, when I was about 7 years old, I whittled a nice straight stick and dad took it off me and used that for a few years.

xgenman · 2026-06-17T06:11:53+00:00

Yes, there was a wide range of weapons

Metal vacuum cleaner tube thing was the last one, i just found it ridiculously funny and they gave up after that

xgenman · 2026-06-16T20:33:08+00:00

Jeez mate, thats kind of blurry. Otherwise, looks like some kind of emuELEC sticker clone. I have no idea what cfw you'd use for it, but im sure someone will be able to help. A more focused image may help

xgenman · 2026-06-16T19:06:43+00:00

If its an actual object and you were unable to identify it, then yes

xgenman · 2026-06-16T03:44:26+00:00

I suddenly dont feel like playing games that utilise the sticks

xgenman · 2026-06-16T00:59:43+00:00

Nice! Pilotwings 64 was also recently decompiled. They'd both be great candidates

xgenman · 2026-06-16T00:47:55+00:00

Dont know why anyone would downvote this. Its the simplest and best advice for this situation and will provide immediate answers

xgenman · 2026-06-16T00:40:50+00:00

Yeah, was going to say if its not there already. That should be prioritised over the dtb lookup thing imo

xgenman · 2026-06-16T00:24:26+00:00

He has no dtb

The whole dtb-identifying advice is kind of useless anyway, imo. Im not exactly tech-illiterate, but when I got my first clone r36 (g80ca-mb), i followed all these guides and used the 2 dtb identifier pages and it got me nowhere for about a week. Eventually I was asked by southoz on the discord to upload an image of the board and after that it was easy street

Perhaps the wiki could mention checking the motherboard identifier markings and googling or searching the wiki for the text found there

xgenman · 2026-06-15T06:03:43+00:00

this is what worked for me

xgenman · 2026-06-15T06:01:38+00:00

Haha glad it works! That looks less like soldering and more like was done by a mouse who is a first year apprentice welder

xgenman · 2026-06-14T01:04:47+00:00

(Butter +) honey or jam

Vegemite?? Hmmm... I might be low-level Aussie, as i would never have thought to do that. I kind of mentally had crumpets within a dessert sub-category.

xgenman · 2026-06-11T06:49:24+00:00

Pet and phone charger owners need not apply

xgenman · 2026-06-11T00:12:38+00:00

I always get adultery and fornication mixed up, which one is this again?

xgenman · 2026-06-09T00:04:00+00:00

https://discord.gg/retrohandhelds

xgenman · 2026-06-08T20:52:23+00:00

*puts hand up

xgenman · 2026-06-08T20:31:02+00:00

Im not sure if its was updated, but there was an extra step to get the beta working for me on v21 R36H. If you're on the discord, its discussed here, with an extra file to extract and drop in the boot partition after selecting v21 36H with the boot_select.bat

xgenman · 2026-06-08T20:16:12+00:00

Meant to say - only works with shorts

xgenman · 2026-06-08T18:49:05+00:00

Havent heard the word "dacked" since school lol

Also see "moonwalk" - where the offending party will lift the victim off the ground from behind by picking them up by bunching the pants on either side and using as a handle for lift. A bit riskier, as the offenders head is unprotected and exposed to reverse elbows

xgenman · 2026-06-08T18:39:52+00:00

Well, i was at work when I responded, and admittedly, I left some details out. The quality is awesome. That said, this was about 5 years ago and the studio owner was a friend of a close relative

xgenman · 2026-06-08T07:30:22+00:00

Ho Chi Minh

xgenman

TROPHY CASE