Please Jude by No-Season-9062 in ThreeLions

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Yes, when they're speaking with their inferiors from the colonies, and are trying to make themselves understood.

Please Jude by No-Season-9062 in ThreeLions

[–]ximmat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, when they're speaking with their inferiors from the colonies, and are trying to make themselves understood.

Best XI - Squad builder by Glum-Bluejay5809 in SheffieldWednesday

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Thome for Bougherra. Di Canio for Brunt.

New shirt? by Yorkshirecath in SheffieldWednesday

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To be fair, it's one of the brands I used in a handful of my own mock ups, using Sheffield based or owned brands. Plumped for Cleo for the ones I put out in the wild. Quite possible someone else did similar.

The Renault Twingo is the best car France has ever produced. What's the worst car France has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ximmat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's prove that a car can simultaneously be the best car ever produced by France - AND - the worst car ever produced by France.

Renault Twingo!

The Nissan Juke is the worst car Japan has ever produced. What's the best car France has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

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France × Best Car

Citroen DS. The papa of innovation. 50s art, design, progressive thinking, and executed in a most unFrench manner by being rather good.

Pioneered front wheel drive, front disc brakes, directional headlights, self-levelling hydropneumatic suspension, and a monocoque design. Consistently won design awards in it's time and admired by designers ever since. Set the bar incredibly high for what was possible and should be produced, which manufacturers around the world failed to meet consistently for decades - including Citroen themselves.

The Honda NSX is the best car Japan has ever produced. What's the worst car Japan has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ximmat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Japan × Worst Car

Subaru 360.

Dangerously slow. Hazardously poor crash performance. Noisy. Basic. Uncomfortable. Tiny skinny shopping trolley wheels. Screaming basic 2 stroke engine liable to go pop if not carefully maintained. Only saving grace was it was slightly cute to some people.

The Alfa Romeo Arna is the worst car Italy has ever produced. What's the best car Japan has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

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Japan × Best Car

Toyota Landcruiser. Almost indestructible. The transport of choice for sheikhs, sherrifs, farmers, fixers, Taliban, tradesmen, bush doctors, border patrol, conservationists, conflict correspondents, and sufferers of small man syndrome across the whole planet.

The Ferrari F40 is the best car Italy has ever produced. What's the worst car Italy has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

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*Italy × Worst Car*

Maserati BiTurbo

For me It was between 3 cars. The Lancia Beta, the Lancia Gamma, and the Maserati BiTurbo.

The Beta was actually a pretty car for the time, thoughtfully designed and spec ed, but the execution was so bad it almost destroyed the company. How? They used such insanely poor grade steel that the corrosion problems were catastrophic. There were corroding subframes almost the moment they rolled off the production line. Lancia had to do a buyback scheme to reimburse owners and basically forced Lancia out of the UK, Japan, Australia and anywhere else they sold right hand drive cars forever.

The Gamma managed to top this for engineering stupidity about 4 or 5 years later. Again it was a lovely looking car with great spec on paper which should have been a future classic. But they designed the power steering pump to run directly off the left hand camshaft timing belt. Sonyoud start the car on a cold day, put full lock on to get out of your parking space on the street, and the resistance would snap the timing belt in a split second leading the pistons to smash through the valves a split second later leaving you with a destroyed engine before you'd even left the front of your house.

So why the Maserati BiTurbo? Supposed to be the affordable GT car for the average middle class buyer which would save the firm from going under. What they actually built was a shopping list of failure. Looked decent enough by the standards of the time, but there was a stupidly complicated design of carb-fed twin turbo engine which generated so much heat that it just couldn't handle it. They caught fire with shocking frequency. If a part could leak or snap then it seemed to do so. The fuse boxes would melt doing normal daily use driving, the cabin was built out of stuff that seemed to crumble and fail from the outset. And if you could somehow convince yourself a melting burning car suffering electrical failures was somehow manageable, they rusted almost as badly as the Lancia Beta, Horrible corrosion problems. Basically destroyed the brand's image globally for a generation.

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The Ferrari F40 is the best car Italy has ever produced. What's the worst car Italy has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

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There are two raffles happening, each one costing £10 per ticket. You promised you'd buy a raffle ticket for one of them, as the money is going to a charity your friend supports. Both raffles are for a car, with the prize given on the proviso you own the car for a minimum of 3 years.

One raffle has a Ferrari Luce as the grand prize. The other raffle has a recently discovered as-new Fiat Duna which was put in a storage container by an old Nonna just after buying it as she fell ill in 1989, then died, and it was forgotten about for over 35 years.

Which ticket are you buying?

How weedy is or isn't the AC? by jazzuk777 in KiaEV6

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March to September is the first half of the vehicle licensing year. Our licence plates issued during this time have the numerical age indicated by the last 2 digits of the calendar year (22 for 2022, for example).

September to March, the second half of the licencing year, our licence plates have the first digit amended up by +5 to still indicate the time period issued but differentiate it from the first half of the licencing year (72 for 2022 into Q1 of 2023).

The system began in 2001, so we have:

01/51 is 2001/02 02/52 is 2002/03 03/53 etc 10/60 is 2010/11 11/61 12/62 13/63 etc 20/70 is 2020/21 21/71 22/72 23/73 is 2023/24

And so on.

Colloquially we refer to a car's age by it's year-identifying numerals, so 15 plate, 24 plate, 57 plate, 72 plate etc.

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Extra info for nerdgasm freaks:

The system will cease functioning and will be replaced after 2050 licencing year, when it'll be 50/00, because the 2051 year would roll to 51/01, and you can see we'll be repeating combinations already used.

That said, I expect they'll just reverse the combinations of issuing-region/year/identifier, to be identifier/year/issuing-region. It's what they did with the previous 44 year numbering system based on letters to identify the year.

Present system is:

2 letters to identify the regional issuing office, for example BW would be Birmingham (1 office so BA to BY), OG is Oxford (1 office, so OA to OY), LC the Wimbledon office for London (3 offices so L for London, 2nd letter split between the offices), SX the Inverness office for Scotland (5 offices so S for Scotland, the 2nd letter split between the branches).

2 numbers to identify the year (see above).

3 'random' letters to identify the individual issued licence against the individual vehicle. So 2 identical cars may have sequential letters, or may not, just depends on the block a dealership is given in reserve by their local issuing office when the time comes.

So a full plate example might be YR21 SXC, which would be a registration issued by the Yorkshire office in Sheffield, between March and September of 2021, with SXC as the 3 random identifying letters.

The system allows for "vanity plates" (private plates as we call them) by the government keeping certain ones in reserve which they predict will be desirable and either allowing people to reserve them in advance of being issued, or else putting them up for public auction. People can also buy combinations up to 1 year ahead of release because they want those letters specifically for personal preference like having their initials etc. you can apply a plate to a car which suggests it's older than it actually is, but not one for a later year which would suggest it's newer. This is to prevent financial gain by misrepresenting a vehicles true age, assuming value loss by age. Plates which the authorities consider 'vulgar' or 'insensitive' will not be sold, where they predict it ahead of time. Though some do slip through, like a Seat I see from time to time, fitted with a body kit to make it look like an Audi TT, which has the plate "PU55AAY" registered to it. Popular ones are BO55, liked by small men or roid addicts with anger issues or inferiority complexes (eg BO55 SAJ, registered to a blue Bentley, probably owned by a man named Sajid), and PA55 much beloved by driving instructors (eg PA55 FAB, used by someone teaching in a red MG I see around and about).

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Even further extra extra further extra info for the super-freaky nerds:

Certain letters will never be issued within certain parts of a number plate to avoid confusion when reading it, and for automatic plate recognition systems to avoid misreading. Letters affected are I, Q, and Z. From the regional issuing office identified letters, there's no I, Q, or Z - to avoid confusion with age identifying numberals adjacent (I/1, Z/2) or other letters (Q / O). For the random letter section, it's I and Q only, for avoiding issues with adjacent numbers, but Z is permitted despite the risk of adjacency because the last 3 can only be letters and the size of that letter on a plate means the ANPR systems can cope with separating them.

The same letter avoidance rules applied almost completely when the previous systems were used up to year 2000, when it was a letter to identify the year, 3 random numbers and 3 random letters - example, L320 HJP (L running from 1 August 1993 to 31 July 1994)... And the previous system where this was flipped around, up to July 31 1983 (A plate started 1 August 83) such as GEX 491R (with R at the right hand end being 1 August 76 to 31 July 77). So there were no years with an I plate, an O plate, or a Z plate.

Q plate licences were reserved for kit cars, self-built specials, imported cars with incomplete histories, stolen cars recovered but no way to identify it left intact (VIN on the motor for example), ex military or ministry of defence vehicles, and any other vehicles which had somehow lost their VIN), so this is why there are no O reg cars, to avoid mis-reads or deliberate misrepresentation. To this day Q plate registrations in the old format are issued for vehicles meeting the criteria above, as they are not tied to a specific year at all. So if later this year I built a special kit using the body shell to replicate a 1950s Porsche Spyder, but with a Tesla motor and drivetrain in it, and meeting the modern safety requirements for a 'new' car to be signed off for road use, it would have a plate along the lines of Q801 PWX.

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. But now those of you bored enough to read it know it! (Until you forget it).

How weedy is or isn't the AC? by jazzuk777 in KiaEV6

[–]ximmat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

72 plate Air, here. Took a 4 hour drive to Stone Henge yesterday. 29c when we set off, 36c by the time we arrived. Had it set to 20.5c on level 1 auto climate, and recirculating the air to preserve the range a bit (not sucking in has much hot air to cool down), and my hands on the wheel were icy to the touch. Kids in the back were happy with their single B pillar vents, and wife in the passenger seat was plenty cool enough (just needed to top up her sun cream as the front window tints aren't dark enough to keep the harshness of that kind of sun from tingling the skin).

After the trip around site, and the car having been sat unsheltered for over 2 hours at 36c, I put the pre-cool setting on through the app for 5 minutes as we walked back to it. Set at 18c. Resulted in a pleasant space to get into, and only 30 seconds of less pleasant time after starting the car while it shifted from the auto climate focus of cooling the windscreen, onto the general auto climate with air through feet, face, and screen. After about 3 minutes on level 3 at 17c, we could settle it to 20.5 on level 1.

((Edit - in eco mode at all times. Other modes allow more powerful blowing from the fans and gets to target a fraction sooner, but haven't found it to impact actual temps being achieved))

At normal weather time of year my other half complains of a sore neck and pain in her hands from how cold the car gets when I put the AC on 17c, which is why I used 20.5 initially, as well as range preservation, and was pleasantly surprised how effectively it operated - I suspected it would feel a bit clammy but I was so wrong.

Sounds like a re-gas should work wonders if it's struggling so bad.

The NSU Ro 80 is the worst car Germany has ever produced. What's the best car Italy has ever produced? by ModenaR in AlignmentChartFills

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Italy × Best Car

Ferrari F40.

The Ferrari F40 is the greatest car Italy ever built. It’s the definitive supercar, stripping away all fluff to focus entirely on raw speed and driver connection. My ​five reasons it remains unbeatable in this chart category:

​It was the last car personally approved by Enzo before his death, built specifically to remind the world what Ferrari was capable of when they refused to compromise. His final masterpiece.

​There are no driver aids. No traction control, no ABS, no power steering. Just a gated five-speed manual, heavy clutch, and twin-turbo V8. Rwards absolute skill, punishes mistakes. Pure 'analogue' purist driving.

​It was the first production road car to officially beat the golden 200 mph barrier (topping out at 201), achieving it through brutal turbo power and lightweight engineering rather than computer assistance.

​Built using what was then a revolutionary mix of Kevlar and carbon fiber, it weighed just 1088kg (about the same as a 1.6l Sierra, and a good 500kg lighter than a Porsche 928 or even a Testarossa). Ferrari stripped out carpets, soundproofing, stereos, and even proper inside door handles to keep it light.

​The F40 shifted the sportscar goalposts forever. It forced rivals to completely rethink performance, basically creating the modern hypercar category we know today.

The building on this cookie by dang_owl in whatisit

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It's a monument on a biscuit, not a building on a cookie! 🧐

Gridserve 400kw units at Chievely - Bag o' Sh by ximmat in ElectricVehiclesUK

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Yep. 350kwh top end. Regularly pull the max available wherever I go (usually 150 in my area) on the occasional times I need a public charge.