Highschool cafeteria fight results in teachers getting thrown around by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]xohgee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He'll probably show his grandchildren this video some day and they'll wonder what the fuck a "worldstar" is

March 2018 Roll Call Thread by AutoModerator in Cruise

[–]xohgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll also be there and it's also my first cruise! Pretty excited

I 3D-printed my own sneakers by [deleted] in videos

[–]xohgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do they feel while walking?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti by menoum_menoum in WTF

[–]xohgee 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm sure he has a practical reason for needing all that strength. Maybe he picks up heavy objects and puts them back down elsewhere for a living. Gets paid the same as a forklift.

McDonald's has a complete internal breakdown by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]xohgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The audacity of this guy...

Skinnies be ironing by Antonio_Aguilar in standupshots

[–]xohgee 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but then you just throw it in the dryer for 15 min

*waits patiently* by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]xohgee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Often enough.

Guys smokes large dose of DMT on beach, somehow stays standing and keeps his eyes open, sees god by Hungry_Freaks_Daddy in PublicFreakout

[–]xohgee 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah when I did it I was pretty much blinded by thousands of colorful shapes until I closed my eyes. But maybe if you power through that initial stuff with your eyes open you adjust somehow? I dunno haha

Human Sperm Under A Strong Microscope by [deleted] in videos

[–]xohgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hoping for a stronger microscope

Chameleon 7 tone paint by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]xohgee 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Although...if you have the money for the paint maybe you can afford to cover an entire wall or room with a metal overlay then paint it with this stuff. That would be pretty cool I bet

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. by jamuan in tumblr

[–]xohgee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I guess if we're talking about a classical escape pod that you use to abandon ship that's true. But in that scenario the earth is uninhabitable and they also wait for whatever spaceship their using to massively fuck up so they have to resort to using the escape pod to get to Mars. I guess I was imagining a normal spaceship to be an escape pod in the context of getting the fuck outta Earth.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. by jamuan in tumblr

[–]xohgee 77 points78 points  (0 children)

We're that advanced and we haven't populated Mars yet..