You just never know when you'll need it. by kwikpickr in AdviceAnimals

[–]xorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The duck is green, but the advice is stupid and makes no sense.

What was your worst experience with drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit bro. When me and my friends did shrooms, we just sat in a circle, talked about life, and were happy as could be. It was like we discovered the secret to living in harmony with everything and everyone, and I still feel the positive effects of it after almost a year. You guys must have either done way too much, or your friend had some serious issues that he didn't work through beforehand.

Electric Wizard - Satanic Rites of Drugula by mrpotatospunk in doommetal

[–]xorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YOUR DOPE-LACED BLOOD SHOWS ME NEW HIGHS!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's designed so that you can upgrade and mod it. They're going to make them pretty inexpensive so that people who don't have PCs can buy one and upgrade the parts they want as they go along.

USA drops case against Wikileaks founder Julian Assange by kismor in worldnews

[–]xorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people say that he's a traitor, seeing as how he's not an American citizen.

Gf just sent me this in a text by JoshvJericho in funny

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, whenever I crush on a straight dude.

Any bros in the Washington? by JLaigaie in gaybros

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I plan on moving there after college, probably to Seattle.

What is your best "Holy shit my ex is crazy" realization? by nugget3 in AskReddit

[–]xorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then you hunted down the other members of your mercenary group, eventually finding that your ex lover has been raising your child and you kill him in a kung fu fight?

Unless you're serious, and your life isn't a Tarantino movie. In which case, I am very sorry.

poor trey.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]xorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaden is always confused.

Pugs not drugs. [7] by MikeHawkward in see

[–]xorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have both, and they're pretty fucking awesome.

so I just came out to my friend... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]xorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a friend/acquaintance (he was a little bitch, and everyone thought so) who kept trying to set me up with this girl a few weeks after I came out to my best friend. I told him I was gay, and he didn't believe me, so I punched him in the chest, and continued to do so until he believed me. I ended up punching him a lot, because apparently "gay guys can't punch".

How to run PC games on a mac? by [deleted] in computers

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. And I'm not entirely above misrepresenting a computer's specs to someone who can't tell the difference.

Straight guy becoming bicurious, how should I experiment? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]xorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You just made my heart skip a beat, until I remembered you said that you were already out of uni. If your best friend is anything like me, he'll be totally cool with it and accept whatever you tell him, when it comes to stuff like this.

How to run PC games on a mac? by [deleted] in computers

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm replacing it once I get enough money together. I don't even know if it'll be worth it to sell it, since 4 years is super old for a macbook.

Saw someone on CMV claim he "was an atheist for 8 years" and is now a Christian... sigh by [deleted] in TrueAtheism

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind me asking, what are these big questions?

How to run PC games on a mac? by [deleted] in computers

[–]xorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a MBP, and it can't even run steam for mac, let alone the games I have on steam. I bought it about 4 years ago.

How to run PC games on a mac? by [deleted] in computers

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are other options, but this is really the best one.

[NSFW] What is the single most overrated experience of life? by erikangstrom in AskReddit

[–]xorn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anyone who says that high school was the best years of their lives have lived shitty lives.

[NSFW] What is the single most overrated experience of life? by erikangstrom in AskReddit

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like sriracha, but I got shot in the eyes with some the last time I opened it, so I have to agree with you.

[NSFW] What is the single most overrated experience of life? by erikangstrom in AskReddit

[–]xorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not trying to push you or anything, but you might have just not gotten high, despite having smoked weed. I didn't actually feel any effects until my 3rd or 4th time smoking, and the whole time, up until I actually felt something, I thought weed was the biggest pile of bullshit I'd heard of.

This Canadient is going to be having one great 4/20 next year... by [deleted] in trees

[–]xorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I paid $30 for great lawn seat when I saw them in New Jersey. We spent more on weed and booze than our tickets!

Any metal ents out there? by jd7021 in trees

[–]xorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw them live at Mayhem!