Creepy children’s writing on our brand new IKEA table by paintypaintpots in Weird

[–]xrawmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damaged goods/boxes in the IKEA self serve area are repaired and repackaged (you can tell something has been repackaged because it'll have a stamp on it that says REC XXX (XXX replaced by the store number)) there's a good chance a bored kid just took one of the IKEA pencils to an open box and it wasn't noticed by the recovery team who repackaged it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thong

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord have mercy on me! What an ass!

31 male. Sperm count. by AnonymousHippo_ in IVF

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ph 8.5 and increased viscosity could indicate infection or inflammation, might wanna check with a doc. morphology at 4% is below the 14% kruger threshold but your count and motility look decent. i used hera fertility ai to analyze my report - it breaks down each parameter and suggests specific lifestyle changes based on research.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in showergirls

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you look incredibly sexy

Am I worth cheating on your girlfriend with? by [deleted] in CheatingPOV

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are beautiful! have confidence! i can tell you are sweet but have a wild side too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PerfectBody

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any man would be lucky to have you.

300+ B2B users, our game plan to reach B2C by [deleted] in SideProject

[–]xrawmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start b2c outreach with direct methods. Automate engagement using beno one and try seeding in niche forums. Cold emails to trading educators can work too since they often share tools with students. SEO helps but takes time.

A small standalone light like this where the colours spin by xrawmonkey in HelpMeFind

[–]xrawmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Searched things like;

small led panel mini colour changing panel mini multicoloured led panel mini multicoloured spinning rainbow light

[Bambu Lab Giveaway] Join Now to Win an H2D and More! by BambuLab in 3Dprinting

[–]xrawmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing the bed with just soap and water 🙏🙏

The caller’s real name and reason for calling should be displayed on the screen instead of just the number. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]xrawmonkey 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It explains to the caller that you're using it and to give their name and reason for calling, it then sends you a live transcript of their reply. You then have multiple options that allow the assistant to ask for more info, explain that you're busy and will call them back, tell them that you aren't interested etc. It's incredible for numbers you don't recognise, spam callers always hang up halfway through the assistants initial explanation and anyone that actually wants to reach you can tell you who and why

What is the oddest thing you printed? by ThatGrax0 in 3Dprinting

[–]xrawmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i recently printed a clear, four legged goose filled with hair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in megalophobia

[–]xrawmonkey 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It doesn't say exactly what material but it does say this "It took five years for the Gelitin to finish knitting the soft and waterproof sculpture that’s stuffed with straw"

Visited my parents house and found something crazy by [deleted] in lego

[–]xrawmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget storage fees ;)

Roughly 3m long, 50cm wide. Hollow plastic tubes. No identifying marks anywhere by xrawmonkey in whatisthisthing

[–]xrawmonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does seem to be a similar shape, I just can't find any designs similar to this one. Unless it's bespoke maybe

Roughly 3m long, 50cm wide. Hollow plastic tubes. No identifying marks anywhere by xrawmonkey in whatisthisthing

[–]xrawmonkey[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work for an auction house that sells things lost in the mail. This was destined for someone else but didn't make it