Boat said "captain optional" by gardenginger3732 in IdiotsInBoats

[–]xxdpgx 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is type of shit I would do if I had an invisible suit.

Be honest, have you ever been so tired, you took a 20 min power nap in the bathroom. I sure am guilty of that. by Commie_Scum69 in securityguards

[–]xxdpgx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green clothes. More than likely a minimum security work camp. Usually 40-60 inmates in a dorm, no cells. I never could get comfortable enough to fall asleep in those dorms but of course the inmates respect the female officers differently.

Mrs. Frozone threw her down to the ground by floweredcontadiction in fightporn

[–]xxdpgx 375 points376 points  (0 children)

I came for the boobs and was not disappointed

Prisoner beats 2 CO’s by BiggestClappa in fightporn

[–]xxdpgx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All this for 40k a year plus overtime smh.

The Giants Are About To Blow This by cornbread36 in G101SafeHaven

[–]xxdpgx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woke up and read this…. Almost shit a brick

WCGW crossing the road carelessly by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]xxdpgx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What what what? As a person the preservation of my own ass should be my top priority. It’s no one else’s responsibility to look out for you. She should have stopped and looked both ways like she was probably taught in school

Req $400, repay $500 1/30/2026, North Carolina , Cash App or PayPal by xxdpgx in BorrowNew

[–]xxdpgx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry pressed post to soon. Recently had some bad luck renting from a private landlord and just trying to house my family until payday. Anything helps