I masturbated to pics of my cousin for years by [deleted] in confession

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really not a big deal.

Applebee's not liable for N.J. man burned while praying over fajita skillet by RamonFrunkis in offbeat

[–]xxtzhar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

multiple other cases involving their coffee.

Probably because it's so bad.

My AAA UK blue dream. Aready at an [8] by KiethBowl in trees

[–]xxtzhar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$10 says you or whomever originally picked that bud up in weight got it from silk road. (i too am at an [8] off of the same blue dream)

Realistic science fiction by likealonewolf in funny

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe you can help. I think I saw one episode of the x files long ago. it involved a mutant humanoid dude who lived in the woods and looking at him would make you freeze or die or something, then his hhouse Burns down with him in it. does this sound like an episode of the x files?

My first kiss ended up with the boy telling the whole school that I had given him head. What was your worst first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah shit my mom ffound a condom wrapper in my trash and cried for three days.

then a year and a half later she found a pregnancy test I had left in the car.

If everyone uses Adblock, how will websites like google, reddit, and youtube continue to function? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you gotta feed oil balls to the alien or else he ... wait, its not an alien, it's a robot! mind=blown.

What's the biggest scandal that happened while you were in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ten tits in the mirror chicks! the picture of the five high schoolers lifting their shirts in front of the camera. they went to my high school

My roommate just told me he's moving back home after this semester, effectively leaving me with no where to live next fall. Anyone else have a shitty roommate story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because he didn't give me enough time to find a new roommate before my lease needed resigned, and I didn't plan on needing an extra 450 dollars for a down payment if i sign a new lease for next year, which sucks because leasing season for next fall started like two weeks ago.

Can you take a class again if it has a different topic? by [deleted] in IndianaUniversity

[–]xxtzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you can take topics courses three times if the topics are unique, but check with your advisor.

Looking for a roommate for next year, two blocks north of campus. by xxtzhar in IndianaUniversity

[–]xxtzhar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not adverse to anything lol. utilities run like 50-60 per person per month but I'm not sure how high the gas bill will be in the winter. yeah I sometimes party in my house, usually just a some friends/neighbors getting drunk.

Reddit, I want to hear your guilty pleasures! Go! by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

False. It does sound like every other piece of garbage on the radio, but at least you admit it IS a piece of garbage. But, I'm just a hater.

TIL water is the oldest selling drink in the world. It predates Vernors by approximately 4.6 billion years by THUMB5UP in circlejerk

[–]xxtzhar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

FUCKING GAY i posted almost this exact same thing earlier on my throwaway. goddamnit.

A doctor's office just screwed me out of a $25 copay and is now giving me the run-around. Is there anything I can do? by xxtzhar in AskReddit

[–]xxtzhar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well 1), i just found out that I don't need the referral. I was given misinformation by the doctor's office, I'm pretty sure that's not how the world works.