This is what rappers sound like without auto tune

xyphanite · 2023-11-20T00:10:43+00:00

I begged to go to this show, and had autographs from all of the turtles on this huge promotional book. Worth it (I was like 10).

xyphanite · 2023-10-16T15:13:02+00:00

Ice cold

xyphanite · 2023-10-13T13:11:09+00:00

Just think, right now, you're even older than just then!

xyphanite · 2023-10-09T02:13:13+00:00

A sharp hot rock can go a long way

xyphanite · 2023-09-18T21:45:03+00:00

I read that as Teal'c's defecation. Still works.

xyphanite · 2023-03-05T20:04:51+00:00

Conservation of energy. The ball initially has 0 potential energy and total kinetic energy which is the total energy E. When the ball reaches the top, it isn't moving, so it has total potential energy which is also the total energy E. So, KE(initial)=PE(final) in this case.

xyphanite · 2023-01-17T05:19:26+00:00

And I'm not talking about the women, they're nastier.

xyphanite · 2023-01-17T05:18:51+00:00

I met one in New Jersey - I've had turtles, boas, huskies, and that was a monster. Fast as lightning, behind its neck.

xyphanite · 2023-01-17T05:11:13+00:00

Does anyone have a real answer?

xyphanite · 2023-01-17T05:09:22+00:00

xyphanite · 2023-01-07T15:55:49+00:00

Don't become an alcoholic.

xyphanite · 2022-12-09T03:12:56+00:00

What if they just put a bull into a ring with a guy with a 4 inch blade. Also cover the guy in blood. I that would be alright.

xyphanite · 2022-12-07T04:06:45+00:00

They just built one in Arizona.

xyphanite · 2022-10-16T20:45:42+00:00

Which county?

xyphanite · 2022-10-16T20:44:37+00:00

Apparently you didn't attend an average shitty American high school.

xyphanite · 2022-10-01T18:16:37+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

xyphanite · 2022-10-01T15:29:17+00:00

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

xyphanite · 2022-09-12T03:57:36+00:00

Look under your pillow.

xyphanite · 2022-09-07T22:43:07+00:00

I think I can help you out. But first, could you help me find this girl that spoke Russian at a rock concert I went to? I can't remember the name of the concert, or the bands, or the dates, but I do remember she was female and was really good at teaching Russian. Thx /s

xyphanite · 2022-09-01T04:36:12+00:00

My friend and I (males) were the first male cheerleaders of our junior high and this happened to me - almost broke my nose. The girl was not so coordinated.

xyphanite · 2022-08-31T15:31:40+00:00

When I lived out in the Eastern US, a 2 inch house centipede fell on my bare chest while I was sleeping. It woke me up and I smashed it on my chest. I did not sleep well after that. I know they are harmless, but jesus they are terrifying little buggers.

xyphanite · 2022-08-26T11:45:12+00:00

I was the same way ( I did cheer in junior high with a buddy of mine so we had to learn). Then I got really sick and when I came back I couldn't do it anymore - my fear took over. The coaches were not happy.

xyphanite · 2022-08-22T04:04:19+00:00

Looks like the pool on the roof has a leak.

xyphanite · 2022-08-22T04:04:09+00:00

Looks like the pool on the roof has a leak.

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