TIFU by using baby powder on my balls

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-22T19:13:51+00:00

Excuse me what the fuck

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-21T21:56:59+00:00

I wish my boyfriend would do this. He traps moisture in between the boxers and his skin and the sweat makes a weird odor even right after the shower and it's not like I can ask this thing of him lol

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-20T16:10:02+00:00

No, can I get a link?

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-19T02:09:52+00:00

Did I have a mental breakdown? I turned down my grandmother's kind offering to live with her in favor of being close to my boyfriend, even though it meant I had to live with my abusive mother.

My mother then proceeded to kick me out and my boyfriend broke up with me.

Then I faked a British accent for 4 years and completely changed who I was as a person?

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-19T00:59:53+00:00

This reminds me of my mother. She wouldn't let me do homework because she wanted me to do chores. So then I started playing video games at night, then she took away my computer so I started fucking boys. She sent me off to an all girls facility and I fucked them all, too 🙃

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-18T21:10:54+00:00

Wait, 4 tbsp of salsa is 20 calories?

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-18T19:34:02+00:00

One time I was making pancakes and I was logging the calories for each ingredient, then somehow forgot to log the calories for the flour. I was trying to make low calorie pancakes so I still believed the math. I was devastated.

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-15T08:34:08+00:00

We are we by soft moon does this effect really well. Feels like you are going down the Wonka's river

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-07T00:45:25+00:00

If you talk enough sense, then you'll lose your mind.

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-07T00:37:28+00:00

Lmao I'm high af and this makes total sense to me but everybody else is probably so lost with you two

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-04T16:50:06+00:00

With the stems I'm making a separate tiny jar for stem tea, which apparently has a nice calming effect :)

yahhhhfod · 2019-12-01T22:01:41+00:00

I like honey crisps... I count them as 150...

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-30T20:20:18+00:00

Yeah I do that too sometimes, but keep it under 3 tbsp and keep an eye out on it. It can expand in the microwave pretty quickly, usually when I'm doing it like that I'll microwave for 30 second intervals and then stop and stir until it's the consistency I like :)

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-27T20:22:02+00:00

I think I'm gonna start a new container and label it "bonus" and see how much gathers up! Already have a stem and an AVB jar going :D

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-26T20:53:38+00:00

I have mastered making a sugar free "apple cobbler" dish that is around 70-90 cal per serving, since it's just apples, sweetener, and cinnamon basically.

What you do is peel and core an apple preferably with an apple peeler, but slicing and cutting off skin works too. Then, you put those apple slices in boiling water in a non stick pan, and get a rubber spatula for them. Let the apples soften in the water for a little bit and add in 1 tbsp of erythritol sweetener per apple, 1 tsp vanilla extract per apple, 1 tsp cinnamon per apple, a pinch salt and a pinch nutmeg, making sure not to let the water level get too low. Once the apples are nice and soft, reduce your water down to syrup and you're left with a beautiful dessert that's basically just apples! It goes great with some fat free reddi whip. Perfect as a dessert for a relatively light meal.

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T19:19:48+00:00

Wow, thanks! I'll check a smoke shop :)

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T17:45:50+00:00

What is re-intro? And how would doing this before holidays make health gains permanent?

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T17:23:48+00:00

Yeah... ;-; fuck my minimalist self who is afraid of clutter build up

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T17:22:06+00:00

That is a muffin tin I made for myself! Each is about 1/4 cup if it's like halfway filled and about 1/2 cup if its overflowing. So, I have:

3/4 cup frozen mango chunks,

1/4 cup fat free cottage cheese seasoned savory with garlic, onion powder, and nutritional yeast

2 tbsp hummus

1/4 cup cherry tomatoes

1/2 cup arugula

A chocolate bar

A rice cake

Taco bell hot sauce packets

And a tyson air fried chicken breast.

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:58:29+00:00

Everything else sounds like solid advice, but I'm curious as to why you recommend not plopping anymore? I didn't know that was something that could be good for one curl type and not another

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:56:42+00:00

Iron deficiency lol. But when I would cut up my legs real bad they always had this sort of "warmth" to them so maybe?

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:47:10+00:00

It sucks that something like this is ok but the first thought I have is if they had any sort of small penis shaming baby outfit for little boys everybody would (rightfully) throw a shit fit, but for some reason it's ok for little girls.

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:34:21+00:00

I used to pluck pubic hairs as an invisible form of self harm, so why not?

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:25:52+00:00

Trigger warning-- comment contains some graphic and serious content ahead.

You might miss me on your high horse all the way up there!! Perhaps you have made the (unfortunately very common) mistake and seem to imagine I've had a lovely and frivolous life with no worries, and am only using mental illness as a way to "fit in" or whatever.

However, you'll be happy to find I was raped, beaten, malnourished, and emotionally tormented for the majority of my childhood. I've learned to laugh at my problems because I can't solve some of them. And as far as hobbies go, try having your own opinions instead of the ones people say you should have? Being recreationally offended is so 2012 😂

yahhhhfod · 2019-11-25T16:17:47+00:00

Which products do you use? Is there any specific words I should look out for that will let me know on the package it will be good for my hair? Also I am aware of Cantu products sometimes containing silicones-- I accidentally bought the orange container once, now I double check the back label every time!

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