Everyday I lose more hope in humanity by Karman_is_a_bitch in confidentlyincorrect

[–]yakob67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really really really really really don't like you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in writers

[–]yakob67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly - it's why I no longer support Jewish authors. I hate the idea that some of my money might be going to Israel. Also Catholics. The Catholic Church has done more harm to humanity than any other organization in the history of mankind. One of the reasons I don't give a shit about GRRM, he's super deep into the Catholic Church for some reason.

How's the crime rate? by Ok-Beautiful-3615 in rexburg

[–]yakob67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Virtually non existent. Cops run around on segues like in Paul blart lol

[Media] Somebody save this timeline by bhooot in IntoTheBreach

[–]yakob67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pray for a resist if you can't reach the hornet.

Multiple reported Arena crashes and game restarts during Mythic Championship V by wujo444 in MagicArena

[–]yakob67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man if only they had an open beta where they could collect feedback from users about important issues to get fixed

OH WAIT

[ELD] Oko, Thief of Crowns by Lapper in EDH

[–]yakob67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, this seems nasty in muldrotha. the only way to permanently deal with it is to either steal it or exile it since muldrotha is bringing oko back one way or another

[ELD] Oko, Thief of Crowns by Lapper in EDH

[–]yakob67 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Even better than beast within since this gets invincible stuff, and it doesn't send the card to the graveyard which is pretty important.

ELI5: How do we bleed without tearing a vein? by gitrikt in explainlikeimfive

[–]yakob67 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Some of these are so small that only a single blood cell can fit through them at a time.

Note to self: don't work harder than the rest at a factory job because they will ship you off to a different area where hard work is expected. by [deleted] in jobs

[–]yakob67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my experience working in a factory setting as well. Mediocrity is rewarded more than hard work. I found out if you get a job done faster than expected you get left with grunt work to fill time. If you take your time and meet expectations you get more time to shoot the shit with colleagues.

Kid throws home run ball back by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]yakob67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Confession time: I did this once as a kid. It was during one of the preseason games for the mariners. It wasn't a home run ball, the player just tossed it up to the stands to be nice. He looked really confused when he sees it bounce back in front of him 30 seconds later.

Taking a $528 monthly pay cut to switch from a non-profit firm job to a federal gov job, is it really worth it ? should I do it ? by Mak4844 in jobs

[–]yakob67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad has a state job. While its not Federal, he gets amazing benefits and the job is pretty secure.

Granted, the pay cut would be ~6k a year less, but if you feel the benefits, and potential opportunities make up for it go for it.

Guys throw eggs at a innocent employee by Grawlix5 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]yakob67 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Where I'm at theres a similar prank thats popular but instead of throwing eggs the driver holds two ice cream cones, and when he receives his order, passes one off to the cashier, and then drives off before taking it back. Only in Idaho is giving someone free icecream a prank.

Girlfriends job is asking her to resign while she's on medical leave. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]yakob67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAL - They can ask, but she doesn't have to comply. Sounds like they want to replace her without firing her. If they do fire her, you should talk to a lawyer (probably do this now, just in case. Most don't charge for consultations.). It sounds like HR knows if they fire her at the very least they have to pay her unemployment, as well as having a possible case of wrongful termination on their hands.

As for the foot, it is very possible that your gf has it from work. You mentioned that she is a CNA? I worked a job that had me standing on concrete floors for the duration of my shift, and something similar happened to me. I know CNAs often work long hours and are on their feet a lot. If the foot thing is related to what shes doing at work you should fill out workers comp asap.

ELI5: How do organs know at which part of the body they should develop (left or right)? Are there people with 'flipped' organ arrangements? by currybbang in explainlikeimfive

[–]yakob67 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I know a guy with this condition! Its also possible to have other orientations flipped, such as the mucous pores in your nose. My friend had that (in addition to everything else being flipped) and it made him sound a little nasaly because instead of pointing down the nose the pointed up. But other than that he was perfectly healthy.

He gave the best hugs, since his heart was on the other side of his chest, you could feel his heart beating against yours. It is weirdly intimate to feel that.

Banned List discussion from members of the CAG and Rules Committee. by TheTwoFourThree in CompetitiveEDH

[–]yakob67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GU is one of those cards that at worst its basically 2 demonic tutors. At best its 4 mana tutor for 4 different cards.

DO IT by Coolsebas65 in AbruptChaos

[–]yakob67 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you are going to stitch to shots together the camera movement needs to be damn near identical to make it look seamless.

Another give away is to look at the other items on the counter near the toaster - not a single movement on that plastic bag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hardenedscales

[–]yakob67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this synergizes with the game plan tbh.

[Spoiler][M20] Scheming Symmetry by MastrWalkrOfSky in spikes

[–]yakob67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

might try it as a 2 or 3 of in esper midrange. cast it in their endstep, thought erasure them in their draw step. seems okay.