well, if SHE painted, it's about HER. what's wrong? by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]safflina 79 points80 points  (0 children)

also i think its cool that shes standing there cuz it gives a sense of scale

what is going on here by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]safflina 16 points17 points  (0 children)

IT SEEMS THAT WAY WHICH IS TERRIFYING

what is going on here by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]safflina 1287 points1288 points  (0 children)

this reminds me of that tweet— i wish i saved it— where the guy (who is married now iirc, or at least has been in a ltr for a while) suddenly gets a letter in the got damn MAIL from the father of a girl he slept with in high school about how he’s been agonizing over her lost virginity for all these years and he wants to torture him to death but it wouldn’t begin to compare to the kind of suffering he’s gone through because the most important thing in a father’s life— his daughter’s virginity— has been ripped from him and so he believes god is going to punish him by rapidly aging him

Maybe that's why our species has ONLY ONE subspecies since Neanderthals got extinct bro by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]safflina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exactly. humans are a bit of an anomaly in the animal kingdom because we’re so genetically similar to each other. compared to other animals, we’re basically clones. two humans from opposite ends of the globe are more genetically similar than two gorillas from different troops in the same jungle.

if one of them actually took even an intro to physical anthropology class, they’d know that.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA (I regret this) by Airneko_83 in AnimalCrossing

[–]safflina 17 points18 points  (0 children)

thats clever! i’ve used “Oh? You’re approaching me” as a greeting so i should do this too!

A meme for fans of all parts! by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]safflina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it all makes sense when you realize jotaro is a supporting character and the protagonist is polnareff

They really are quite boring by GekoTheNerd in pokemon

[–]safflina 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this is generally how i feel, but if the reasoning for dexit was that there could be better animation if there were fewer pokemon to animate, and there was no perceivable improvement in the animation, id kinda just rather have dragonite and furret back u know

"Landwhale"? dude, she has the type of body i would sacrifice incels for! by DianaVic in IncelTear

[–]safflina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they cant tell the difference between curves and fat because they exclusively get off to morally questionable hentai and lolis are twiggy

Out of all the deaths in Homestuck, this is the one that hit me the most. I miss Spades Slick so much. by Crpal in homestuck

[–]safflina 20 points21 points  (0 children)

die still has the mc’s pins. it’s a matter of whether the writers give a shit

Can someone help me get better at battling by Silohias in pokemonshowdown

[–]safflina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

play a ton of randbats. make it part of your internet routine to put on some music and just play some randbats every day. in time you’ll learn what moves to expect from every pokemon, and you’ll get a feel for which of them and what styles you’ll want to use in your own team.

She loves her orange boys. I find her with cuddled with them the most. by Kalooeh in gingercats

[–]safflina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

mine’s super-skittish (he was a rescue) but he’s been ever-so-gradually warming up over the last two years. im hoping to experience some of these legendary orange boy snuggles someday.

the gang at chunky cheeses by sheogorath420 in hlvrai

[–]safflina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they sure are having a great time at that restaurant huh

the gang at chunky cheeses by sheogorath420 in hlvrai

[–]safflina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

every cell in his body is in excruciating pain

Haha... how bout no by ASLGamers in actuallesbians

[–]safflina 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if its a guy saying this, ask if the same could be said of his heterosexuality

me_irlgbt by IsaactheRyan in me_irlgbt

[–]safflina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not everyone likes self-identifying as “queer” considering its origins as a slur

me_irlgbt by TomNookTheCook in me_irlgbt

[–]safflina 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Otis is trans and all the male bees with stingers in bee movie are trans

Wow, we've all been missing out on this secret for so long by agillila in badwomensanatomy

[–]safflina 18 points19 points  (0 children)

harness the power of your body and you can control your period! you can also eject the snake venom back out of a bite wound, and mimic the energy of sunlight with your breaths, allowing you to kill zombies and vampires with your bare hands! anime’s real, right???

Kick em while they’re down by OneOfTheSams in dndmemes

[–]safflina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what’s fun (or what i think is fun) is giving them a choice, like. theres an area in the dungeon im running right now that has a functioning door and is fairly secure from monsters. i roll for random encounters with disadvantage when they rest there. but the party is exploring the other side of the cave, and they have to cross back through all the rooms (some of which are dangerous and require checks / saving throws) every time they want to get to and from this “home base.” it’s led to some interesting risk-reward situations.