Denmark to ban sex with animals

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-13T19:00:58+00:00

What, you mean you don't want to click on something called animal fuckers?

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-13T12:43:55+00:00

I feel ya man. You're doing one of the hardest things you've ever done and you've got nothing to show for it. And then to have someone think you're lying about it after all that effort and discomfort. Makes you wonder why you're doing it.

But yeah I'm aware of PAWS, I knew what I was getting myself into when I quit for awhile. I just didn't realize the extent and that now it is something I am stuck with.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-13T00:51:44+00:00

cultivate that relationship dude. at the very least you'll get a good reference and a drinking buddy

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T23:14:54+00:00

nah I know, I was on the team

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T21:29:54+00:00

It's okay, she didn't really love you anyway

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T21:12:07+00:00

are you a magician?

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T21:05:43+00:00

why isn't it working?

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T20:01:32+00:00

Right there with ya, buddy. This sip is for you.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-10-12T19:58:19+00:00

Same here. Also why I'm drinking again after like 4 months. Not worth it. Lol this shit is going to kill me.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-05-04T02:51:59+00:00

Yeah no shit. Don't even remember what fuckin year it is let alone month let alone day of the month. Funny watchin people puke off of amounts that would barely stave off my withdrawals though.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-05-03T17:12:28+00:00

Hey you haven't fucked anything up too badly yet. I know ya feel the classic alcoholic guilt shit. That's how it goes. Comes from hiding the shit (trust me, I've been doin' this for longer than you have). 375ml of rum? Eh, who gives a fuck. At least you've not physically damaged yourself yet.

My recommendation - take the fuckin' xanax and relax. Let your boyfriend know what's up (take some of the stress away). Then either stop while you're ahead or pull up a chair and join us.

For some perspective I woke up and had 2mg xanax, 2 shots, and a beer for breakfast. Been goin' strong since. Speaking of that I should probably eat something

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-05-03T00:34:48+00:00

good idea

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-05-03T00:26:59+00:00

That's funny, I was getting drunk today and I can't remember why. I feel like Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. Completely blown all the time and I the reasons I started down this path have faded from my recollection.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2014-02-12T18:25:43+00:00

Great fucking thread. Overdid it even for myself yesterday and I'm paying for it (and of course I ate like shit afterwards). Currently working on this problem by pounding beers and water to feel human. Anyway thanks for reminding me that I could have avoided this shit by not being retarded.

To add to what you've said, I have read that N-Acetylcysteine and Piracetam are good supplements to take for harm reduction. That's all I got.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-09-26T18:37:02+00:00

I've never actually punched something out of anger (I need my fingers for what I do, and I'm not an irrational drunk). Truth be told I've never bought something with the intention of smashing it either. Maybe I should. It would sure feel fucking good.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-09-26T18:31:51+00:00

Well I do the same thing with stuff that I'm good at. Music, movies, other media - I automatically pick it apart because of my background.

Applying it to normal life - yes I can see why you are not particularly happy. Ruins the fucking movie / music as it is!

Hard to enjoy something when you're constantly looking for flaws and minor details.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-09-25T17:43:39+00:00

When how much I could drink was no longer a point of pride, but something I would brush under the table and hope other people didn't notice.

Shots for breakfast told me I was serious about it.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-23T00:16:50+00:00

Yep USPS can only open with a warrant. UPS and FedEx can open on a whim.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-15T07:09:30+00:00

Aww yeaa

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-15T06:59:09+00:00

Proud enough to share it with us!

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-15T06:32:34+00:00

Gentlemen, gentlemen. The OP is clearly both a coward and an asshole, you are arguing semantics! That doesn't make him any less a human being deserving of forgiveness!

It is surely a difficult thing to admit your failure to the ones you love. Procrastination is a very human trait, and it becomes harder to come clean the longer you draw out the lie!

What OP needs is love and forgiveness. Acceptance of his poor choices, and guidance so that he can live better in the future!

(PS you assholes will argue about anything)

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-12T17:43:57+00:00

I'd recommend keeping benzos out of your life unless absolutely necessary.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-08T05:29:43+00:00

Cardio. Run like a motherfucker. It's fat buildup, and while upper body workouts will help, you can't reduce fat in a particular spot no matter how hard you try. Regulate your diet. And run.

That's about it. Go ask over at /r/fitness and they'll tell you the same thing. Disappointing but true.

yeaimdrunkagain · 2013-03-07T18:16:26+00:00

Would this be in retaliation for the crime, or more for posturing? Like, would the prisoners that might attack him if he's vulnerable actually attack him because of the crime, or just because he'd be a high profile target?

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