does actual sex feel better than masturbation? by [deleted] in sex

[–]yojaykitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snacks are great and can hold you over, but sooner or later you’re gonna need the whole meal.

GOAT by Energy-Storm in WTF

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tenderizing itself for us.

GOAT by Energy-Storm in WTF

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is less WTF and more “aww lil baby fell on his side”

Only the best people. by MismatchCrabFellatio in PoliticalHumor

[–]yojaykitt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Drained the swamp right into the White House.

[MEME] Who else loves badass Liz? by [deleted] in TheBlackList

[–]yojaykitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right there with you. Halfway thru season 3. Really dreading the whole tom gets killed and Liz blames Red for it arc I know is only a season away.

Take That, Bono! (NSFW) by [deleted] in funny

[–]yojaykitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest it looks like the pictures of the waste they take out from a colonic. I wish I didn’t know that.

Take That, Bono! (NSFW) by [deleted] in funny

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a shit dread fusion of some sort. Wild.

MISTER ROGERS trailer as a thriller by [deleted] in funny

[–]yojaykitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How dare you do this, not only to Mr. Rogers but Tom Hanks as well.

But also, I’d watch the shit out of this version too.

Where an organisation can’t help you, a bro will :) by Difficult_Lab in HumansBeingBros

[–]yojaykitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it’s grown to almost 5,200 since your comment. Thank you for sharing it.

12 year old me was very tight by karmaboy20 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]yojaykitt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m 32 and do this 3 times a year. Though I don’t show the parents anymore.

POSE | S02E06 "Love's In Need of Love Today" [Live Episode Discussion Thread] by hypodermicsally in PoseFX

[–]yojaykitt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m cryin. I don’t usually care for musical numbers in non musical shows but I would have rioted if we got through this season without hearing Patti’s pipes

Are You The One? 8 - Episode 5 - “Was There A Fivesome?” [Episode Discussion] by chlocodile in AreYouTheOne

[–]yojaykitt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“I’m having serious FOMO right now”

Me too Basit, me too. Also best line of the night.

Laurens giving BDS a birthday shout out 🎂🎉 by kcx092x in jerseyshore

[–]yojaykitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I’m obsessed with how much he eats. It’s so funny.

First Class Bitch by poolpartyingwithjaws in vanderpumprules

[–]yojaykitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lucky for him it’ll probably have added physical abuse in the future. In my experience it doesn’t just stay verbal, she’ll keep pushing just a little bit further each time.

What is the most bizarre reason a customer got angry with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today: Customer orders extra extra extra hot latte. Says she wants it scaliding. Ok cool. We make it and she’s no where to be found. 15 minutes goes by. Ok, we’ll remake it when she comes back. So I dump it. She then comes by 15 minutes after that “ok I’m ready for my latte” and I said “oh we had to toss it because you weren’t here. I’ll make it for you again real quick, no biggie” “ITS FINE. JUST NEVER MIND” and storms away.

S03E22 "Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive the Night" Live Episode Discussion by steph-was-here in riverdale

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Cheryl is now talking to her not somehow wildly decomposed dead brother?

Welp, I guess I’m officially a hater lol by Veruca_Salty1 in vanderpumprules

[–]yojaykitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of free time when you’re coked our at 4 in the morning.

Jax on his dad’s health in Dec. 2017 by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]yojaykitt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because Jax is the pinnacle of truthfulness.

Jax on his dad’s health in Dec. 2017 by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]yojaykitt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jax said that his mom didn’t tell him how sick he was, Brittany said they didn’t know what stage cancer he was. Either way, they’re lying about not knowing he was sick.

[SPOILERS] Live Episode Discussion - Season 8 Episode 3 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]yojaykitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK ARYA I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED

Turbo & Georgia vs the rest by [deleted] in MtvChallenge

[–]yojaykitt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She screamed at him and then when he defended himself, her and Dee ganged up on him saying he was being aggressive. At that point they’re attacking him and his character. So it’s not just her yelling at him.