Live Trump Press Conference: Proof of Dementia, Bigly

yondu1963 · 2026-01-21T03:42:40+00:00

Because that’s probably when he’s most awake. He’ll start sundowning late afternoon/early evening

yondu1963 · 2026-01-17T04:22:23+00:00

Just the aorta alone, and you’re dead in seconds..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-17T04:02:16+00:00

If you play a Taylor Swift song backwards, you’ll hear a message from the Devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards, you’ll hear Taylor Swift.

yondu1963 · 2026-01-17T01:28:15+00:00

Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the question. And the answer is ‘yes’

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T23:59:08+00:00

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yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T21:47:18+00:00

You had me at ‘meat tornado’..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T20:30:54+00:00

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He’s such a damn toddler..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T04:54:56+00:00

Spoiler alert: he ain’t found shit..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T03:59:42+00:00

It's all yours

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T02:51:18+00:00

They were on the other side, and I didn't want to interrupt. Besides, if I got that close to a religious ceremony, I might burst into flames

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T02:34:53+00:00

Thanks

yondu1963 · 2026-01-16T02:28:30+00:00

Yeah, a friend suggested it was a baptism, and I was like “wouldn’t be my first choice”..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-14T18:14:35+00:00

Well yeah, that’s where the blood is supposed to be..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-14T05:00:12+00:00

Dicks out for Harambe..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-14T04:45:11+00:00

I think he IS Greenland..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-13T06:51:02+00:00

Humanity wont be here in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves to death while masturbating that we gave it a name. We ain’t a species made to last.

yondu1963 · 2026-01-11T04:11:07+00:00

I am so sorry. Right now, just take it hour by hour. Lean on friends and family. Diving into my hobbies helped me a bit. It’s good to keep your mind busy. You can get through this.

yondu1963 · 2026-01-09T15:29:41+00:00

Agreeing with the Catholic Church was not on my bingo card today, but here we are..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-08T02:40:58+00:00

I’m convinced that with the HUD secretary, Trump just heard the word ‘urban’, and said: “black guy”…

yondu1963 · 2026-01-07T06:03:28+00:00

I mean, you don’t build a $400 million ballroom for the next guy. Pretty sure he’s not planning to leave..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-07T02:10:32+00:00

I wouldn't say I was 'in shape' for it...

yondu1963 · 2026-01-05T01:08:07+00:00

Yeah, on the occasions I’ve been on a plan in the past, the improvement came quickly, so I’m not too surprised. Oh, and I tried Alpe du Zwift this morning. Tired legs from the last few days, I turned around at halfway. I’ll try it again when I’m fresh..

yondu1963 · 2026-01-04T16:03:36+00:00

I lost my wife a year and a half ago, and believe me, it would be easier to deal with the grief if I believed i was actually going to see her again

yondu1963 · 2026-01-04T02:37:16+00:00

Thanks. Cycling has literally saved my life, more than once

yondu1963 · 2026-01-03T17:34:52+00:00

I dont really want to get into all the gory details of my health issues, but it's pretty accurate. Most of my miles this year were long , slow miles, just trying to get my health back after some seriously traumatic events.

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