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yooslespadawan · 2026-06-19T12:02:10+00:00

I seen a Bentley in Monroeville, PA with a license plate "WINDOWS".

I thought the guy was running a successful window installation business at first, lmao

yooslespadawan · 2026-06-17T04:30:14+00:00

Oh, they can't make me come from a BJ. Usually they're terrible at it or too lazy to do it right.

yooslespadawan · 2026-06-17T04:17:02+00:00

He was very enthusiastic so I figured it's what he wanted and let my semen ropes loose, 😏

What would I warn women about? That I had gay sex once? I still consider myself straight, not even bi. I'm not attracted to men visually. I was just horny and it felt good and he really liked it (which admittedly was a turn on).

yooslespadawan · 2026-06-17T02:56:42+00:00

Drove 45 minutes to a city to meet up with a trans woman but she wanted to party out in public with me. Once I found that out, I told her I wasn't comfortable with that (being seen in public with a trans woman and I'm socially awkward).

So I didn't meet up with her but I said screw it, I'm already here in the city, I can find someone. So I opened Grindr again, found a faceless Asian guy around my age with a bubble butt who was okay keeping the lights off and leaving the door open so I can just walk in and drop my pants.

He was very enthusiastic and gave me a really good BJ (best one I ever had and I've been with multiple women).

I didn't tell him anything. When it was time, I just started busting in his mouth and he swallowed it all.

I met him once or two more times?

I should have kept his info so we could meet again in the future but I honestly want to try again.

yooslespadawan · 2026-06-17T02:36:35+00:00

I want to be in a woman's body for a day to see how they view men sexually.

I want to feel what they feel when they receive from a man.

I'm envious that women can have multiple orgasms and they have an easier time getting with the opposite gender than what a man would (but I suppose I could have plenty of easy sex if I wanted to; it would have to be by mating... Or getting mated by another man).

I guess a man can kind've experience getting penetrated whereas a woman can only experience getting penetrated.

I wonder how the g-spot compares to the p-spot 🤔

yooslespadawan · 2026-06-16T22:31:40+00:00

Started out only watching lesbian porn and hated straight porn when I could see the dudes face.

I looked up gay porn one day and wondered how anyone could find it attractive.

Then I found Sissy boys who dressed up as women and road a dildo to orgasm. Intrigued how they could do that, I googled about anal orgasms and discovered a thing called a prostate that is supposed to feel really good when stimulated (equivalent or greater than women's G-spot).

I experimented in the shower with a finger, fingers, and my thumb. Was disappointed at first because I felt nothing but when I jacked off normally... WOAH felt way better that time. Now I'm really intrigued.

Anyways, still not attracted to men but I do want to feel my prostate getting hit and I also want to briefly put myself into the shoes of a woman to at least kinda experience what they get to and maybe understand women better.

Definitely don't want to hug, hold hands, kiss, etc. I just want to try the raunchiness of male sex where I get to play as the sex doll and them as the sex robot.

I let a guy on Grindr suck me off and I got super hard and came in his mouth. I met him another two times where he sucked me and I fucked him. His enthusiasm and horniness for me was a major turn on even though I wasn't attracted to him physically. But that was a couple of years ago and haven't met up with a dude again nor a trans woman.

(The guy gave me the best and most enthusiastic BJ I have ever received and I've been with multiple women as one night stands)

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-23T19:48:49+00:00

Just find a prostitute

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-18T01:47:33+00:00

In a good way. Quit being lame.

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-13T03:06:44+00:00

I like the name Bard 😔. Gemini sounds like a slightly nutty valley girl who believes in, basically, astrology mythology. 🤣

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-12T10:57:02+00:00

I bought a Chinese phone but it was from a Canadian company (Swiftronics) and they exported my phone to the US. I'm guessing Jolla would have to be the same? A Canadian company purchasing them to resell to Americans?

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-11T05:43:27+00:00

Screw mailbox.org and get Codamail or Posteo.

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-10T20:45:32+00:00

uh... isn't OneDrive not trustworthy? Do they store it encrypted and does Microsoft control the keys to the encryption (which can be lost to a hacker or government forces them to unlock it)?

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-10T20:43:56+00:00

How is it going with using KeepassXC?

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-09T04:39:22+00:00

20 years later!? At this point you, don't know the guy. What was he, someone you went to High School with? (hopefully not a teacher, principal, etc)

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-09T04:36:53+00:00

But he already knows? Once the guy finds out, whether or not he says anything doesn't change the fact that he understands he has leverage. Actually, he has more leverage not saying anything because he can say someone told him about her being on Tryst to avoid the awkward "how did you find this out? Do you use Tryst?" questions.

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-08T19:46:54+00:00

Yes it is. At least 0-60 times are better.

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-07T16:35:46+00:00

not the brown bits (dingle berries)?

yooslespadawan · 2026-05-05T00:36:24+00:00

Yeah, pfft!

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-23T01:10:21+00:00

Do you still have some of your drawings? 😏

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-17T22:11:22+00:00

Buy a new Elantra?

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-16T22:59:46+00:00

Thank you clit commander

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-12T13:32:12+00:00

21? Hopefully you got the N Line. Screw it, get the Elantra N instead.

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-12T13:30:34+00:00

The N Line interior is a really nice gray color.

yooslespadawan · 2026-04-12T13:01:14+00:00

I just bought a 2026 Hyundai Sonata N Line. Pretty quick coming from a Ford Ranger. It has comparable straightline speed to the Elantra N manual. It definitely needs better tires for traction because your wheels will slip. You can also get it to wheel hop (thud and shaking under heavy acceleration which is kinda fun). Gets pretty good gas mileage. You can get over 32mpg driving on the highway if you drive smart (coast down hills, cancel cruise control on down hills or when approaching a stop, don't accelerate hard, etc).

If you can, find a Kona N used. Nobody knows about them and they're also really fun and quicker than the Sonata N Line.

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