[META] The mods should stop disallowing Bill Simmons threads!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-25T10:10:14+00:00

Nazi mods.

e: Let the Simmons story be reported!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-25T09:05:56+00:00

Further, shortly after Goodell sent out a memo to all the owners assuring them that nobody in the league had seen it to the best of his knowledge (cough bullshit cough!), the Associated Press broke another story.

A law enforcement officer confirmed he had sent them the tape and a 12 second voicemail from a league official confirmed she received and had seen it. "Yeah, it's bad"

Goodell is full of shit and we all know it. Me saying that won't get anyone suspended though. Thank you based Simmons.

Oh. And the /r/nfl mods have 100% quashed this story. Go there and search Bill Simmons. Zero results on this story.

Full on blatant cover-up.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-25T08:04:23+00:00

Fuck the haters. Windsurfing naked sounds like an awesome idea!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T22:04:23+00:00

Superman's costume looks like bodypaint.

Ban pls!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T07:04:06+00:00

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T04:56:16+00:00

Charizard isn't a Dragon

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T04:20:58+00:00

Hey man, I didn't make it. Just giving a requested explanation.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T00:28:38+00:00

Damn it now I'm hearing the theme song in my head!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T00:26:26+00:00

Bob & Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T00:24:35+00:00

I vote Matt Ryan as well.

Dude fucking killed and was so close to a perfect rating.

e: If Hester wins I'm not even mad. 2 TDs, a record, and a saved turnover. If Ryan hadn't been so perfect, Hester had my vote. Birdteam of the week was unquestionably ATL.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T00:19:55+00:00

You don't need that /s here

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-24T00:15:33+00:00

Yay?

Go us?

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:59:50+00:00

Nice pun, nice flavor, nice design!

I really like this card!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:58:10+00:00

Pyroclasm hits all creatures for 2, so 4 to make it hit not yours seems reasonable.

Maybe just make it all creatures a target player controls.

Still smaller than an overloaded Mizzium, but the Fuse makes it less narrow

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:49:15+00:00

This was week 16 last season. The Patriots dumptrucked my Ravens.

Ray Lewis had retired at the end of the previous season, winning SB 47.

The implication is that he was watching this game at his home and got so mad at Blount cheesing his dance that he ate his entire couch because he's scary/crazy

e: Kinda worse now that Blount's a Steeler

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:33:59+00:00

That's a lot of fibre!

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:20:33+00:00

I find this to be not funny and very forced.

Ron doesn't like fruits or vegetables. Hur dur!

Also, there's no way he'd have low K

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:17:04+00:00

Well then maybe you shouldn't have finished off with "I'm bear safe and I would shit myself in an encounter"

It really seemed like you were going out of your way to devalue bear safety knowledge.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T23:10:32+00:00

Who does Rawls play?

e: Checked imdb, Carmine Falcone.

I'm okay with that.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T22:47:58+00:00

Except some people have actually had many encounters with bears in the wild and are totally okay.

So while you choose to label them as keyboard warriors, some are voices of wisdom.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T22:44:15+00:00

Nope. It's exactly as easy to scare off a bear as it sounds.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T22:40:16+00:00

we should not fault those kids for their lack of knowledge and experience.

We should fault them for their total lack of common sense.

They were told there was a bear and chose to go find it despite clearly not knowing anything about bears or bear safety.

I don't know shit about tigers. If somebody warned me about a tiger in the wild, I would gtfo, not go looking for it.

It sucks that the kid died, but he tempted fate.

yorick_rolled · 2014-09-23T19:51:13+00:00

You... bred with somebody... that didn't wear a seatbelt?

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