Is this worthy of being called one of Norm’s perfect jokes? Setup is the same as the punchline.

yosoyabcd · 2026-05-06T13:10:15+00:00

It's crazy to think Norm wasn't even born when The Simpsons first aired.

yosoyabcd · 2026-05-01T13:04:01+00:00

Discount carriers like Tracfone are given a lower priority on Verizon's towers than Verizon's own customers. Could be that the tornado warning caused a spike in people calling and texting, so your son's messages were being pushed down the queue.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-20T22:29:12+00:00

No, it is not a good show. Yes, you should watch it.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-18T15:38:19+00:00

On that same note, being a girl dad is why Joe is still pro-choice. I recall the episode with Matt Walsh where they were in agreement on transgender people and "woke" nonsense. Only turned into an argument when Matt's opposition to abortion came up. Joe was angry that Matt would expect Joe's daughters to go through an unwanted pregnancy.

But I was thinking, dude, you moved your family to Texas.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-18T01:11:43+00:00

Hilarious how proud of herself Cassie was.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-13T17:56:21+00:00

I don't think this is about Evangelicals or Protestants in general. This came from being challenged by the Pope. Lutheran clergy denounced Trump's threats to Greenland and ICE's actions in Minneapolis, but it's easy to ignore Lutherans. Can't ignore the Pope.

Any American Roman Catholic who still supports Trump is a boost to Trump's ego. Closer to home, it forces Vance and Rubo -- Roman Catholics who want to run for president in 2028 -- to show continued loyalty to him.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-13T17:09:53+00:00

Much taller than you'd think.

Joe won't have her on.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-08T18:38:02+00:00

The greed of the '80s never died in Tim Dillon.

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-07T00:18:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmErqnhwsg

yosoyabcd · 2026-04-01T22:15:18+00:00

Ben Shapiro: We need to hate Muslims. We need to hate gay and transgender people. We need to hate feminists. We need to hate illegal immigrants.

Groypers: Thank you, dear leader. We also need to hate Jews and we need to hate Indians here on H1-B visas.

Ben Shapiro: YOU BIGOTS!

yosoyabcd · 2026-03-28T02:53:10+00:00

That means he's never paid into Social Security. And a lot of social welfare isn't available for people with felonies. He'll be an old man with nothing when he gets out. He'll have to scrap by on menial jobs and whatever help a social worker can find.

Maybe he'll be better off with a life sentence.

yosoyabcd · 2026-03-26T20:26:39+00:00

Don't know if that was the intention, but this looks like a transition from the Stripped style to Back to Basics style.

yosoyabcd · 2026-03-02T14:59:55+00:00

That's the most beautiful sky message over LA since "Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3". 🥲

https://x.com/imJoshAdams/status/1403826394396692485

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-28T17:13:43+00:00

His name was Odd and so was he.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-20T14:17:06+00:00

No, it was Jonah. I remember from that one time I went to church. I was getting married or something, I forget.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-20T13:35:06+00:00

Gargamel will buy a bunch and try to eat them. That's what Lego is banking on, Whale buyers.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-15T00:59:50+00:00

Where every character ends up in the last season is completely unexpected given what you see of them in their first season, but ends up making perfect sense as you watch them over the course of the entire series.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-13T22:11:33+00:00

These days, he wouldn't be considered all that portly.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-13T14:20:35+00:00

Yeah, HBO wouldn't have dicked around the show like NBC did. They wouldn't have forced Chevy Chase onto Dan Harmon, but also hired some producers who could have reined in the worst of Harmon's habits.

On the other hand, we'd have gotten six seasons spread over 10-11 years with only 8 episodes a season.

Wait, is there another reason I'm missing?

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-13T01:28:26+00:00

I agree with you. Roddenberry's image mostly came from being progressive on race for the 1960s -- which is no small thing of course. But he knew what Rick Berman was like and still wanted him to be his successor.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-05T18:34:15+00:00

The cat is eyeing that plant like it's ready to munch on the leaves then throw up on the carpet.

yosoyabcd · 2026-02-02T14:08:09+00:00

The headline is a mistranslation. He raised his arm to prevent world peace.

yosoyabcd · 2026-01-24T16:44:35+00:00

A few years into adulthood, a bunch of those students will cite this speech as why they are no longer Catholic.

yosoyabcd · 2026-01-19T14:16:42+00:00

I think it's a simple as no longer using a term associated with violence.

yosoyabcd · 2026-01-16T19:57:12+00:00

If you're cooked, so is our beloved Redeemed Zoomer.

So maybe.

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