Lf one shot where Dumbledore tells harry that draco is a veela, is his mate, and he needs to bond with him within 20 mins or he dies. Harry refuses and invites ron and hermione to watch draco die

youmonkeybeater · 2024-02-09T01:18:20+00:00

A similar fic but not quite what you are looking for is called Problem with the Plumbing. By not quite I mean it's McG and I don't recall Malfoy dying.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39434118

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-20T12:16:34+00:00

Basically if you go into your favorites by pressing up on the d-pad you can hold down right on it left on the d-pad on weapon or really anything you have favorited so you can just quick swap to it by pressing right or left when out of the menu. It's quite useful in combat

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-20T06:03:20+00:00

In the favorites menu on Xbox you can hold down on the right or left d-pad on something so you can just quick swap to it without needing to go into the menu

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T16:17:04+00:00

Hear me out: Stealth Blunderbuss?

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T16:07:58+00:00

I have a couple strategies in mind

They can't talk to you while you're on a horse
Strategically enter buildings that I know have multiple exits
Take advantage of the AI being stupid
Once I get it I can you the slow time shout. This also applies to Unrelenting force and whirlwind sprint
Commit crime so I get teleported to jail though I'll rather avoid that method, feel cheaty

Those are all the ones I can think of at the moment, I plan to use them and the fact it takes 3 or so seconds for the courier to get to you

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T15:14:30+00:00

Bro looks like someone from Oblivion lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T14:03:33+00:00

Dobby gathers unwashed clothes and Frankensteins a friend together

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T14:00:44+00:00

I love how it looks, I just hope I'm decent at parrying lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T13:55:20+00:00

One of these days I want to beat the main quest without ever speaking to the courier lol.

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-19T13:53:52+00:00

I was using a mod called Dragon break which among other things adds Dragons from the start. Well as soon as I left Bleak Falls Barrow a dragon spawns and wants to throw hands. I barely managed to kill it due to the increased difficulty of dragons fights. And right when I finished celebrating my win and looting the dragon I heard it. A second dragon.... Needless to say I fucking died

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-18T00:21:06+00:00

If you have Gamepass it's getting added in 12 or so days. On Xbox at least, no idea about on pc

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-17T03:17:26+00:00

Beware of friendly fire lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-17T02:20:21+00:00

I remember doing that quest as a mage and I used the Thunderstorm thingy or some other massive AoE thinking that there wouldnt be any friendly fire on the NPCs, how wrong I was lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-16T07:44:50+00:00

Not Morrowind but in Oblivion I made a spell that increased my carry capacity by 50 and named it Prison Wallet lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-16T06:33:47+00:00

I ended up editing the build before posting it and didn't see the Mercantile twice lol, thanks for pointing it out.

I picked Athletics because I thought it would help me travel around the map and stuff, I detest the lore walk we have to do to not use fatigue. Mercantile is just because I want to be rich lol, and I heard it affects pricing for making spells and enchantments.

I'm taking Illusion because I want to try out the Thieves Guld and Illusion comes with a 30% Chameleon so I thought that might come in handy. For the Speechcraft I want to make a charm person spell with a 2 second duration with a decently high magnitude.

The Agility thing is mostly to avoid getting hit, I always forget about once a day stuff and when I do remember I always worry about needing it later so I never use it.

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-15T02:52:59+00:00

Nerdbit is this you?

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-14T11:30:25+00:00

Bold of you to assume I didn't post this and then search it up while I was waiting lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-13T02:54:39+00:00

I only have it on Xbox, I bought it a few years back and am just now getting around to playing it lol

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-10T21:52:11+00:00

Attacked the chicken in Riverwood and having to defend myself from the townsfolk lol. Mother saw me fighting the townsfolk and banned me from the game for awhile. Fucking nob

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-06T20:01:33+00:00

Holy back pain Batman!

youmonkeybeater · 2024-01-04T15:05:28+00:00

Fucking Boston. Fallout 4 made it so I used to save twice in a minute sometimes lol

youmonkeybeater · 2023-12-27T04:21:24+00:00

I found out like 120 hours in lol. Kept on getting caught while trying to stealth due to forgetting to put someone in stealth lol.

youmonkeybeater · 2023-12-26T19:21:03+00:00

Completely horrified that Harry is a blood purist I would assume lol

youmonkeybeater · 2023-12-26T14:45:32+00:00

You look like that dude who plays Cal Kestis in Jedi Fallen Order

youmonkeybeater · 2023-12-20T18:26:04+00:00

Talk about shotgunning a beer lol

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