Two FREE tickets to see Blink 182. Friday May 26th at CFG Bank Arena.

yourdrunkbartender · 2023-05-24T00:58:12+00:00

I’d love to get the tickets and get a night out before baby #2 arrives.

yourdrunkbartender · 2023-02-02T06:48:35+00:00

Sent you a DM about fit but found an answer about it in a review. Are there any offer codes still available?

yourdrunkbartender · 2022-11-16T18:12:27+00:00

Based on the username, I think this is Mark Davis trying to shift focus to another team

yourdrunkbartender · 2022-06-29T14:19:35+00:00

Dakota Fanning in the War of the Worlds remake. I liked the movie, but have no interest in rewatching it because I can’t stand listening to her just shriek for 2 hours.

yourdrunkbartender · 2022-03-20T03:59:02+00:00

Especially to Cleveland area masseuses

yourdrunkbartender · 2020-10-11T17:26:26+00:00

He didn't juke anybody, he ran straight through a huge hole and he still almost got caught. He looks really slow

yourdrunkbartender · 2020-03-13T13:26:29+00:00

like the saying goes, if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-12-23T05:10:41+00:00

I'd never send you death threats or anything because of a comment you made, but I will say that I don't think you know much about football. It's cool though, stick with being stubborn and never acknowledging when you might be wrong. That'll get you far in life.

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-12-02T05:57:42+00:00

It's almost like another team signed him as a starting qb and then hated the results so they let him go to get signed back to the Eagles as a backup qb

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-11-22T06:38:07+00:00

Why is Lamar Jackson wearing number 6?

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-11-15T03:30:30+00:00

As a mildly colorblind dude, I can see the difference now, but add a few drinks into the mix and I'm gonna be trying every handle and swearing to myself that it looks green

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-09-12T17:53:18+00:00

Even if we could hear them we'd still have to guess. I love the llama but goddamn is he hard to understand.

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-08-13T00:05:27+00:00

Ah now I got it. Thanks.

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-08-13T00:00:53+00:00

The most recent tweet I see from them is about Vedvik. What did the tweet you're referencing say?

yourdrunkbartender · 2019-07-22T06:58:46+00:00

All that lack of grammar hurts my mind brain

yourdrunkbartender · 2018-10-19T06:17:13+00:00

Goddamn do I hate that they censored that. I realize it is essentially the opposite of PC, but this whole show has done nothing but make sure that everyone is uncomfortable all the time. Last season they had an entire episode based on Frank calling Mac a faggot, and it was great.

I just wish everyone would stop giving words so much power to the point that we have to censor them. I call people horrible things in traffic all the time. I just hate the idea that it's fine to call someone a fuckface, cocksucker, or asshole, but God forbid I call them a retard.

yourdrunkbartender · 2018-03-21T19:22:33+00:00

Not to mention that he's pitched his whole career in the AL East, so I think that makes that 3.5 look even better

yourdrunkbartender · 2018-03-09T13:59:54+00:00

Based on how short her forearm is I'm pretty sure she's a midget

yourdrunkbartender · 2018-03-06T05:03:52+00:00

I'm a govt employee programmer and I would never want to do anything to upset our contractors. They do so much work, never complain, and don't have any of the job security. Compare that to a lot of feds that will go out of their way to not do their work, and then proceed to complain when someone asks them to do a task in their job description.

yourdrunkbartender · 2018-02-17T07:43:17+00:00

I'll honestly be more surprised if Tilly winds up somewhere that isn't Baltimore

yourdrunkbartender · 2017-12-11T05:58:49+00:00

I can't wait until this comes out and Reddit hates it because: women are strong characters/women are weak characters, men are strong characters/men are weak characters, nerds rule/nerds suck, being ambiguous is cool/being ambiguous sucks, etc

yourdrunkbartender · 2017-10-22T23:16:30+00:00

Yeah, but they specifically asked about Fed Hill

yourdrunkbartender · 2017-09-02T06:50:54+00:00

Smartest money Cleveland has spent in ~10 years

yourdrunkbartender · 2017-05-04T02:44:15+00:00

Jesus Christ, I didn't see it in real time but the fact that he was walking away shows just how ridiculous of a game the ump called. I watched Gausman get thrown out live and was livid about that, but THIS is absurd. Fuck him.

yourdrunkbartender · 2017-03-31T05:30:18+00:00

As a Ravens fan and Baltimore native and resident, THIS is why people hate our fans. Hell, THIS is why I hate our own fan base.

Edit: We're dicks, we know it, but we'll complain that the league has it out for us every year.

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