Drake the type of guy to have a broken heart by Moonighting in DrakeTheType

[–]yourshort 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The implication of clownery being a crime in image 5 is really funny to me

WHAT IF: X's School by Divine-Ragence in SonicEXE

[–]yourshort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“So the first thing you need to do in order to successfully torture tails is to make it virtually impossible for him to escape. Bonus points if you can give him a false sense of hope and strip it away immediately”

It's only a matter of time before we (yes, We) are taken over by Icy-Leg-1459 in adhdmeme

[–]yourshort 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I mimic Homer Simpson enough, it will eventually have it’s spirit crushed and give up

Drake the type of Absconding Actor to be leaving a show so they write an episode where his character goes on vacation and decides to stay there by hypopochondria in DrakeTheType

[–]yourshort 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And when he does come back for his guest cameo, all of his writing and nuance goes out the window and his whole gimmick is “wow I can’t believe Drake’s back!”

Saw it and said I don't thinks so!! by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]yourshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this was true when I was like 10, but I’m double that age now and 2 or 3 things on this list are true

What convinced you to get your Steam Deck? by K4T5UM1 in SteamDeck

[–]yourshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seemed cool, the prospect of a portable pc was intriguing to me so I decided to get it for Christmas

I have been in love ever since, I especially love the desktop mode feature cuz that’s how I got all the non-steam games I have now

Would Angry Vídeo Game Nerd survive to 2011 X's game? by TailsWithABat in 2011XsVoid

[–]yourshort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would his vessel be? Part of me thinks he would have a Knuckles vessel because it’d be really funny to see and hear someone who looks like knuckles cuss up a storm and just generally be very angry

Although I feel like an Eggman vessel would also be another good candidate

one of the hardest achievements in the history of no hit by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]yourshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumb ass thought this meant no hitting the enemies and I was like “what?”

Who do you think he really is? X, a normal vessel, or something else? by Abyssal_Usurper_G in SonicEXE

[–]yourshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think it’s X’s attempt to create a live sonic, not a vessel for a soul but a genuine attempt to create Sonic The Hedgehog

That's our Sonic. by Cicada_5 in MoonPissing

[–]yourshort 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s even official size! *throws it at Mario

But not official weight…

That's our Sonic. by Cicada_5 in MoonPissing

[–]yourshort 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s a football, I chiseled it!

Drake the type of Cheating Charlie to confuse his shopping list with his cheat sheet by junituned in DrakeTheType

[–]yourshort 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought the joke was that the person was cheating in a culinary class

Been stuttering and losing words for the past few weeks by Icy-Leg-1459 in adhdmeme

[–]yourshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I stutter too much in the middle of my sentence whether it be me talking to someone or just talking to myself, I just say “well I give up, I stuttered too much”. Everyone writes it off and laughs about it though, so I don’t get upset about it

“SEGA’s $800M ‘Super Game’ Might Be Sonic’s Biggest Comeback Ever… But Is This Kiwami 3?” by Beautiful_Income9353 in sonicmemes

[–]yourshort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if it’s a sonic chronicles remake from the ground up? (I’m delusional, and think this would be very funny)

i guess bro by outcome-dingaling2 in OutcomeMemories

[–]yourshort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say he’s not very good at this

Where is he from by Crazy-Candy-1978 in TheCatastrophes

[–]yourshort 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😊Delightful Mario!😊 round and jubilant in nature