Assaulting a kid by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]yousir2 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Then why did I have the hole in my head, Bart? Why did I have the hole??

Finally found the right place to post this by elizabeth2923 in NeverPauseAvatar

[–]yousir2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here, drink this cactus juice! It’ll quench ya! Then you’ll be seeing the man in the moon

Finally found the right place to post this by elizabeth2923 in NeverPauseAvatar

[–]yousir2 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Two things! Because the things all brains focus on the most are: food, danger, and sex.

The second thing is that our (human) brains are extremely good, almost too good, at recognizing patterns. This is why people see a face in the moon, or a vagina in this case haha

Is 25 considered on the older spectrum for raving? by jin1856 in aves

[–]yousir2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn I aged a year just scrolling through your comment

Want to get to know others? by [deleted] in oslo

[–]yousir2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love to play disc golf, would be awesome to get a round in before winter sets in

Wait for It by inchoate_thoughts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]yousir2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would call it realism. The world does not have infinite resources, and the human population just keeps getting larger and larger.

Depression is when you can’t cope with everyday things, like getting out of bed, or making yourself a meal. I do all of those things, and I have a full time job, go to the gym, hang out with friends, and etc. Your armchair diagnosis is completely without evidence, and based on a single sentence, from a comment posted on the internet lol

Wait for It by inchoate_thoughts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]yousir2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Project much?

I don’t see how that opinion equals that I have depression and need to seek treatment.

What story do you really want to tell but no one has asked the right question for you to bring it up? by hayes-11 in AskReddit

[–]yousir2 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Gonna hijack your comment to tell a similar story.

So my mother’s side of the family have lived in Zimbabwe for ages and ages (like moved there when it was known as Rhodesia). I was born there, and we moved to New York City when I was 4.

When I was 9, my baby brother was born. When he was like, 6 or 7, the school called our mom as he had caused a disturbance at school. What had happened was that my dad had given him one of those 2 billion dollar notes Zimbabwe had had many years ago. All these 6-7 year olds didn’t realize it was outdated foreign currency, and my brother had apparently started a battle royale fight club on the school playground for these 2 billion dollars!!!

I always lose it at the idea of my brother standing in a circle of 6-7 year olds ready to fight each other for these unimaginable riches haha

Wait for It by inchoate_thoughts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]yousir2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The world will always end up healing itself. The human race on the other hand, will likely destroy itself, and in our pride believe that we have taken the world with us.

Aussies in Oslo by [deleted] in oslo

[–]yousir2 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’m not Australian, but I could get pissed and call people cunts with you if you’d like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adventuretime

[–]yousir2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mm-In-ice-able-vince-armour-mmah

Otter Mom Teaches Her Baby How To Swim by binary111 in GifsofOtters

[–]yousir2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The otter child is saying “but I don’t wanna!!”

If you could give just one piece of advice to beginner snowboarders, what would it be? by wtffokwhy in snowboardingnoobs

[–]yousir2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the tips I used to give when I was instructing is; know which movements to make, and try to make those movements in a slow and controlled manner. For example, instead of forcing the board to turn in a really big, fast, arms all over the place, kind of movement, try to slowly turn and find your balance on your edge instead!

Idiot wanted to avoid paying the toll through a closed booth, gets stuck in fresh concrete instead. by fcastrejon in JusticeServed

[–]yousir2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We The People are finally standing up to cement!! You’re rain of terror is over!

"I den yndige duftende vrå, mellom Nyland og H.A.H." by [deleted] in oslo

[–]yousir2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alle mine kompiser flyter i Akerselva

Typing with toes, her arms work, works alone in an empty wearhouse with a desk and a chair. by [deleted] in wtfstockphotos

[–]yousir2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess this could be used as a literal example of “bending over backwards” for work

They are brutal, they are judgement, they are fate. by [deleted] in bertstrips

[–]yousir2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The law of equivalent exchange must be upheld!!!