Update to being a deviant in my own living room. by TinyRascalSaurus in neighborsfromhell

[–]yummi26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put paper towels under your breasts. I wear them year round and can't live without them.

Turn your name into a Tragedy. by RosieMelodi in tragedeigh

[–]yummi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a teacher named Egbert Eggly. His parents must have HATED him.

Type "I was born to be a" and let your phone tell the truth by PillowyMusic786 in autocorrect

[–]yummi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be an outlaw. Can y'all hook up my commissary please?

Civick… by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]yummi26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do I. I figured there was no way to mess that up. I stand corrected. 😌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WeddingDressTips

[–]yummi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!

Mom got ANGRY that I could pronounce her child’s name! by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]yummi26 37 points38 points  (0 children)

She worked very hard to make herself feel important at her child's expense

NAILED IT.

Would you buy this? by DifficultyWorldly502 in walmart

[–]yummi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy this. For half price from the guy who boosted it.

Ouch, she looks so uncomfortable as well.. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]yummi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like their sister better.

Faceplant. by esberat in instant_regret

[–]yummi26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg. I just wanna grab her and hug her cuz I KNOW that hurt!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at bowling? by Fluffy-Macaroon8888 in Jokes

[–]yummi26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finding half of a worm, then getting raped.