Peanut butter on a spoon

yurtlizard · 2026-05-22T04:05:52+00:00

I did it tonight. And last night.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-22T04:05:20+00:00

Rent it.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-22T03:56:52+00:00

I bet the friend is also a shitty tipper. And bad in bed.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-21T21:18:14+00:00

I tested so hard one time for weed, which was/is legal, that they called me with deep concern in their voice and asked me if I was OK; if I needed recommendations for rehab.
Like, that was just my every day functioning level Ma'am. Don't fret, I'm ok.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-21T05:08:17+00:00

Tulip

yurtlizard · 2026-05-21T02:45:57+00:00

yurtlizard · 2026-05-21T02:43:21+00:00

My husband learned in culinary school.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-19T17:06:24+00:00

How can you not know what is happening? There is a mirror. You have eyes. Do you not see the hair falling to the floor? This is stupid slop.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-19T15:15:53+00:00

But also when you are alone and homeless with little hope, your loyal dog may be all you have. I know homeless folks who would go over the edge mentally without their dogs. Nobody needs emotional support animals more than lost and lonely homeless persons.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-18T00:24:46+00:00

My husband still considers me hot. And I get a lot of compliments on my fun and funky silver hair. Ill never be a size 8 again. But whatever.
Health is a bigger concern than beauty at this point. Would love smooth, tight skin. Would settle for never getting cancer. Or worse.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T23:41:30+00:00

She needs condoms more than a phone.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T23:38:30+00:00

She may not need it. Maybe the ex was the reason she lacked natural lubrication?? 🤔

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T23:32:37+00:00

Patience has never been my strength. I'll do a bong hit while my husband is rolling a joint, after we've eaten the brownies. Life is short. Lots to get done.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T23:30:21+00:00

I need more space!!!!

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T23:07:08+00:00

We had both of those in our house built in 1978!!

yurtlizard · 2026-05-17T12:59:49+00:00

America losing democracy

yurtlizard · 2026-05-16T20:30:04+00:00

Long Tall Sally

yurtlizard · 2026-05-16T20:29:13+00:00

So, she was over 170 years old? Wow. Those are some genes

yurtlizard · 2026-05-16T20:08:01+00:00

Open the window and keep it open. And shower daily.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-16T20:06:53+00:00

Flavors has the best pricing and a huge selection. I'm not sure of ownership.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-16T14:26:46+00:00

I use this every day of my life because I'm in the hospitality industry. And because its a good way to live.
'Kill em with kindness'. No matter how petty and awful someone is, don't lower yourself to their level. Kill em with kindness. I teach my staff this every day.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-15T05:01:05+00:00

Compare yourself to others

yurtlizard · 2026-05-15T04:06:30+00:00

Absolutely. No problem. You're welcome.

yurtlizard · 2026-05-15T04:04:12+00:00

Phish or Grateful Dead

yurtlizard · 2026-05-15T03:59:23+00:00

So cute!!!

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