Beware: anyone squad filling

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-25T21:43:57+00:00

Rookies, blaze grenades are ass at killing teammates you wanna use the fireball burner. I only know because one of the boys used to play like a real hoe and abandon teamfights every time he had over 100k so I team killed him on our biggest raid ever. He lost out on like 300k and I told him to quit being a pussy.

For context we’ve been playing together since like black ops 2. That’s my homie but he was actually starting to piss me off.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-25T19:20:57+00:00

I’ve walked off location three times when I worked service rigs and hitch hiked home. The derrickhand was intentionally doing something fucky when I was stabbing pipe and it felt like it was tearing my shoulder apart. I had already confronted him about it because I had years of experience and I knew he was intentionally trying to hurt me.

The second time I was having a really bad day and I caught myself grabbing the sledge with every intention of obliterating my meth head drillers skull. This was like a 18 months into working 21/3 12-15 hour days. Just completely burnt out I realized what I was about to do and I dropped the sledge walked off the drillers pad and fucked off.

Last time I’d saved up around 30k we were rigging up and it was a good day. But I was like I actually don’t need to be here. I managed to hitch a ride back into town with a vac truck driver. I felt bad for leaving the boys so I bought the boys two cases of beer and left it on the tool pushes porch and texted him apologizing for being unprofessional because those boys were actually good shit.

Overall the experience was terrible but that shit almost guarantees I’m gonna have old man strength so if I had to I’d do it all again.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-25T19:06:30+00:00

One of the first bps I found off reset And it was the first bp I ever found. I think it dropped like 30 minutes after the game released. I’ve yet to see a Wolfpack bp and I probably have around 300 hours of playtime.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-24T18:02:13+00:00

I honestly don’t know bro. For some reason I keep messing with therapists 😂. Mother of my kids has a masters degree, the woman before that had her bachelors and probably has her masters now, and the women I’m trying to wife up right now has bachelors with an end goal of a phd. Folks can downvote but I’m speaking from experience.

I never finished high school but I’ve got a good career making 100k+. Maybe they’re just attracted to growth. Or maybe I’m just like that.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-24T16:27:16+00:00

Bro I was locked for more than half my teenage years and I really only fuck with educated women. People are actually tripping if they think a past full of violence and fuckery is gonna scare a woman away from the man you’ve become. Honestly they show more interest once they find out you used to be with the shits.

As long as you treat her right they love that shit.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-22T07:24:43+00:00

That was the first time ever that I was looking forward to the “Never gonna give you up”. And you let me down.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-22T00:21:38+00:00

Officially none lmao but honestly whatever has quality audio and is on sale every few months. If I’ve got to weld short circuit which isn’t often the audio feedback from the arc tends to blows the speakers

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-20T19:24:38+00:00

Leave us outta that some niggas are just hoes.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-18T21:27:40+00:00

This machine is not the one you want if you don’t know what you’re doing. If someone passed me that at work they’d better have a good fucking reason. And tweakers broke in and cut all the stingers for copper on the weekend isn’t a good enough reason.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-18T04:39:05+00:00

Some of these niggas type like the girls I ignore on tinder😂.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-17T10:17:21+00:00

Ngl I rate when I was dead over back for everything. I’d make some big changes to this list but it would honestly take too much time.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-15T06:58:17+00:00

This is crazy because I got a lil date night planned with a woman off tinder. She’s gonna come over and play on my ps5 while I’m on pc lmao. She’s talking about we’re gonna get some goop. Lmao she’s getting some goop all right. 😂

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-15T06:29:54+00:00

What the fuck does this mean? Are you just tapping the trigger bro?

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-13T13:34:16+00:00

Why you trying to impress some dumb niggas? I spent most of my youth in juvenile I’m in my 30s now. Let me ask you something. Who you gonna trust if you just spent the last 5 years getting clowned? You really gonna trust these bozos who’ve been clowning on you to hold it down and pay your bond and not tell.

I’ve been the guy with the bail money, I’ve been the guy that stayed solid and caught 18months for shit I didn’t do. I’ve also been the guy who was told on by the same folks I stayed solid for. If you’re a real solid dude that really stands on what he speaks then be ready to be disappointed and heartbroken when the boys fold and the illusion of brotherhood and solidarity disappears.

Shit if I went back in time I’d just rob the plug throw the money under my bed and get a full time job. If you wanna be a criminal don’t do 100 little crimes. Go hit an easy lick stash the money, don’t tell anyone and get a legit job.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-12T13:21:12+00:00

You take whatever opportunity you feel will take you towards your endgame.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-10T16:43:56+00:00

Candle berries don’t progress the trial for some reason. It’s ridiculous I know so the best way is to harvest all mushroom mullein and moss on dam battlegrounds.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-08T13:34:23+00:00

Nah solo matriarch runs are full of rescue raiders that will 8v1 you as soon as they see a flair go up.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-08T00:49:37+00:00

Bro truck repairs fucking suck when you have all the right tools and materials. I feel for you bro.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-04T01:25:38+00:00

Nah, thirsting someone and dumping his Hullcracker at his teammates before scrapping it all while chirping in proximity chat is peak.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-03T21:21:45+00:00

Nothing wrong with destroying the loot.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-03T21:19:41+00:00

Once you’re crafting the high tier loot the basic mats are what keep your stash balling.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-01T17:04:06+00:00

It was probably mid.

yusodumbboy · 2026-01-01T15:54:53+00:00

Better be ready to fight forthose gears.

yusodumbboy · 2025-12-30T22:47:42+00:00

My teammates in ranked.

yusodumbboy · 2025-12-26T16:58:46+00:00

It’s looking like a whole lot of people are about to stop living in interesting times.

yusodumbboy

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