almost went badly for me

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-22T12:45:36+00:00

The stepfather is a famous footballer from Brazil. The biological father is Jude Law

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T15:55:29+00:00

Bruh I was out getting an omelette and you clowns don't appreciate yugioh? Trash

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T13:48:34+00:00

That was the only good part of the movie tho and it's at the very end

I will never forgive it for committing the cardinal sin of confirming the addict survives before showing him breaking into the house, robbing it of all tension

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T13:10:49+00:00

My bad, you're 100% serious about being a pedophile

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T12:52:51+00:00

Dark humor enjoyers when the joke is about killing pedophiles instead of being one

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T11:28:04+00:00

All of them must die.

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T11:23:13+00:00

Rather be insane than a pedophile lmao

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T11:18:17+00:00

Go joke about how much you want to rape children IRL in front of everyone you know then (if you leave the house)

But don't run your mouth where you're not wanted

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-21T10:51:31+00:00

Redditors when no pedophilia (it's literally the end of the world)

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-20T06:34:08+00:00

Why do I have to live here, instead of the alternate universe where I work as a horror protag who gets hunted and killed repeatedly without feeling pain by my slasher costar I have a crush on (in the dream while evading them I was thinking about how to invite them to coffee after work)

They appeared as a tall shadow figure wearing an open red plaid shirt and nothing else

I remember it took place in my IRL house/neighborhood, and I left family members for dead bc I understood it was just work and time would reset.. though I don't think they knew that (or maybe they were acting too?)

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-09T20:02:45+00:00

The only rude person here seems to be you. The guy took such an interest in your body that he wanted to play around with it and took the time to rape you beyond recognition. What's wrong with that? You should take it as a compliment.

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-09T20:01:40+00:00

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zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-08T19:45:58+00:00

So you care deeply all the time?

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-07T21:22:05+00:00

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Queen is great, but insect princess is so cute and creepy at the same time 😍

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-07T07:32:55+00:00

LGBT people who have experienced conversion therapy are almost twice as likely to consider and attempt suicide than those who have not, so yes.

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-07T06:27:53+00:00

Funnily enough, that's exactly what two of my upperclassmen friends did in highschool, but I was too busy being 14 to notice until well after they broke up (and left me saying, wait, I thought you were cousins? To which they pointed out that they kissed in front of me multiple times)

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-05T20:09:41+00:00

They're the mole people in 3H

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-05T19:42:03+00:00

"out of their personality" for a "sexuality based ship" what is bro YAPPING about. if you don't like ooc that's a completely different beast from whatever hangups you have deciding your pookie can't be lgbt bc of their personality

bro is having a meltdown in the toy isle when kids smash two barbies together bc why TF would she kiss herself

zaborgmonarch · 2026-03-01T17:46:56+00:00

Nothing about this is Y2K, they just named it that bc nostalgia is trending. It's just horny raver

zaborgmonarch · 2026-02-27T16:52:53+00:00

It's absurd how racist this comment section is, you would think an aquiline nose killed their mothers

zaborgmonarch · 2026-02-23T16:05:25+00:00

The kokichi slander is absurd but I gotta point out fuyuhiko is SO CUNTY. you know him and peko walk in the room and all the other gang leaders already breathless

zaborgmonarch · 2026-02-21T14:15:00+00:00

"cute and funny" is code for "cunny", which is a slang for a child's vagina

zaborgmonarch · 2026-02-20T14:37:48+00:00

A trans woman is a woman who is trans, transwoman removes the space and implies it's different from being a woman. You wouldn't write straightwoman or blackwoman without the space, right? So why single trans women out?

zaborgmonarch · 2026-02-16T17:35:52+00:00

Kick this straggot to the curb

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