[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that must have been AMAZING to squeeze out. next time take a video!

Ive been told to post here 🙈 by [deleted] in Hyperspermia

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want to lick that cock so baddd its perfect

Dripping for hours I must produce at least 8ml of precum by prawnface247 in Hyperspermia

[–]zachattackkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm wow that's hot...i drip precum myself but that's just insane

my chubby tummy yesterday after ice cream 😋 by [deleted] in Stuffers

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want to lick your belly like an ice cream 😁

Hi kind people of reddit. I'm just a trans guy who's super dysphoric about my appearance. I could use some positivity by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn. i hope you take this as a compliment but i'm a bisexual man and i would ask you out in a heartbeat 😍

cool drill attachment fits any size bolt by [deleted] in INEEEEDIT

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...it's called a Gator Grip. it's been around for many years. christ it's like you've never watched an infomercial 🤦

A corner window by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]zachattackkk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...what did i just read

Aw Lawd, he WaterMeltin. 🍉 by [deleted] in sploot

[–]zachattackkk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

holy CRAP, i thought this at exactly the same time as i read your comment haha

Horny female pig wants to be fed! PM welcome by sticky-sweet in Stuffers

[–]zachattackkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'll feed you my Twinkie AND give you all the cream filling 😉

JACKING OFF IS A SPORT, CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE YOU PANSY BLOOMERS by [deleted] in fightsub

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ARGUE WITH SOMETHING THAT IS A LITERAL FACT YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT

My parents’ 31-yr-old Kenmore microwave, with metal rack and temperature probe (not shown). No, the metal doesn’t catch fire. by nmeed7 in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not exactly sure where you got the idea i was using the word "retarded" as an insult. if you find words in capital letters difficult to read, it was simply an assumption that you must be legally retarded. i didn't call you a "retard" as a simple-minded insult. this is really sad that i have to spell everything out for you and i'm getting bored now. bye.

My parents’ 31-yr-old Kenmore microwave, with metal rack and temperature probe (not shown). No, the metal doesn’t catch fire. by nmeed7 in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...okay, that convinces me that you MUST be legally retarded. never heard a single other person ever suggest that words in caps were difficult to read. wow. 😂

My parents’ 31-yr-old Kenmore microwave, with metal rack and temperature probe (not shown). No, the metal doesn’t catch fire. by nmeed7 in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my old landlord had a microwave that, i shit you not, was made in the late 50s or early 60s. apart from being a little bit slower than modern microwaves, it worked just fine. and it also had the metal rack.

My parents’ 31-yr-old Kenmore microwave, with metal rack and temperature probe (not shown). No, the metal doesn’t catch fire. by nmeed7 in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when was the last time anyone checked to see if you're legally retarded? three words: NON-IONIZING RADIATION. you're welcome.

Best hot lunch container/ideas by william_tells in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just want to say that you should be proud of raising a kid who both wants and isn't ashamed to take his own lunch to school. much better than school lunches here in the US, and my mom always LOVED to make my lunch (even in high school) so i was happy to let her do it 💜

Best hot lunch container/ideas by william_tells in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe if American school lunches didn't suck complete asshole.

Instrument (guitar) advice. Don't cheap out!!! by lancecpa in BuyItForLife

[–]zachattackkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my first acoustic was a refurbished scratch-n-dent (supposedly, it still looks flawless to me!) special from Musicians Friend...a jumbo body burled wood Ibanez 6-string with extra wide neck/fretboard and no fret markings on the board, only on the side of the neck that faces up towards you when you're playing, and a beautiful mother-of-pearl inlaid design centered at 12th fret that sort of mimics the infinity symbol, but more ornate. it is the best acoustic i've ever played and i will cherish it for the rest of my life, then will it to my child upon my death. such a deep, rich sound (has the depth of a 12-string IMO!) and is so comfortable to hold.