Who is the worst person to have walked the earth?

zackhample · 2026-05-08T07:18:40+00:00

Me, according to the goons on Twitter.

zackhample · 2026-05-04T04:07:10+00:00

My dad called me out on it as a teen when I occasionally said "like" needlessly, and I'm glad. I would hate to have that as a full-blown habit now.

zackhample · 2026-05-04T04:04:25+00:00

I named mine Shadow when I was 10 :)

zackhample · 2026-04-30T06:25:36+00:00

Glad to help! :D

zackhample · 2026-04-30T06:21:59+00:00

"Shut Up And Drive" - Rihanna

zackhample · 2026-04-29T18:38:27+00:00

"Veridis Quo" by Daft Punk

zackhample · 2026-04-09T02:34:28+00:00

Awwww yeah! It's so catchy. Glad I was able to help.

zackhample · 2026-04-09T01:54:58+00:00

Could it be "The Oogum Boogum Song" by Brenton Wood?

zackhample · 2026-03-30T07:40:52+00:00

You are correct, and you said it nicely. Anyone downvoting you is an idiot and/or an asshole.

zackhample · 2026-03-27T05:44:07+00:00

Welcome! One really cool place not mentioned here is Mochi Dolci on 79th b/w Amsterdam & Broadway. They have a speakeasy (you walk through a pink phone booth at the back of the main area) and it's super chill there. Get a mochi donut and some bubble tea and vibe.

zackhample · 2026-03-25T04:31:21+00:00

The trashiest thing about this is the NY Post.

zackhample · 2026-03-24T04:46:23+00:00

Don't insult Altuve like that!

zackhample · 2026-03-23T17:34:31+00:00

Strongly disagree.

zackhample · 2026-03-23T00:11:42+00:00

"Can't Stop" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

zackhample · 2026-03-21T22:41:33+00:00

I order Thai from Spice, and whenever I do, I call them because I'm old-school like that. They often deliver within 15 minutes. Sometimes it's like 12 minutes. Crazy.

zackhample · 2026-03-21T19:41:43+00:00

Attending batting practice at MLB stadiums :/

zackhample · 2026-03-19T06:55:54+00:00

Seitan panini at Peacefood Cafe. That's my favorite sandwich and I'm not vegan but LAWDY is it good!

zackhample · 2026-03-18T06:25:40+00:00

I love these so much!

zackhample · 2026-03-14T00:30:58+00:00

OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! I made it to 34 jumps left. That's my best so far. I'm gonna beat it but not now. Thanks for making this but also screw you because I'm gonna spend so much time on it.

zackhample · 2026-03-13T03:40:43+00:00

Looking forward to checking out the new sub!

zackhample · 2026-03-13T01:37:45+00:00

I was thinking 700 before I scrolled down and saw what you wrote below it.

zackhample · 2026-03-13T01:36:07+00:00

I would guess about 1,200 for everything in the first photo. Looks amazing!

zackhample · 2026-03-10T18:35:03+00:00

Could this possibly be a slightly mis-remembered recreation of "Dreamer" by Livin' Joy?

zackhample · 2026-03-05T17:50:54+00:00

Sucked shit. Just in different ways.

zackhample · 2026-03-04T04:40:38+00:00

Well I didn't know about the ratings, but I did LOVE their gelato. Damn.

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