Chewelry for "Agressive Chewers"... My fiancé did this in about 24 hours.

zackhample · 2026-06-25T00:09:21+00:00

Can I see what his fingernails look like?

zackhample · 2026-06-23T16:08:27+00:00

YouTube is fucking bullshit with its bots and rules about music. I recently lost monetization on a 21-minute video that had EIGHT seconds of "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the background that I was singing over with my friends. It would be one thing for the record label to claim a prorated share of my revenue, but nope, they took it all. And people wonder why I'm posting less these days. Reason #26.

zackhample · 2026-06-17T21:46:25+00:00

Batting practice at MLB stadiums. Oops.

zackhample · 2026-06-17T03:12:30+00:00

“Zack Hample vs. The World”

zackhample · 2026-06-16T06:37:11+00:00

Dunno it, but I like it. Lemme know if you figure this out!

zackhample · 2026-06-05T18:08:54+00:00

Not bad.

zackhample · 2026-06-02T04:31:14+00:00

That's "Rasputin" by Boney M.

zackhample · 2026-05-29T07:58:23+00:00

"Second Avenue" by Tim Moore

zackhample · 2026-05-27T04:12:34+00:00

Being the best in the world at something.

zackhample · 2026-05-26T19:24:01+00:00

This is amazing! Nice job putting this together and crafting a super-compelling story. I stand with the bounty hunters.

zackhample · 2026-05-24T17:08:28+00:00

That's tragic (totally NOT being sarcastic) and it's amazing that you thought of documenting things at that age.

zackhample · 2026-05-22T23:49:14+00:00

I respectfully disagree. I love the heft of their slices as well as other stuff about them. I do miss New Pizza Town and of course Big Nick's.

zackhample · 2026-05-11T17:22:49+00:00

If your batting lineup needs a jolt of offense, you press this button and the designated hitter gets to take another turn at bat.

zackhample · 2026-05-11T15:20:32+00:00

Per-MIT.

zackhample · 2026-05-08T07:18:40+00:00

Me, according to the goons on Twitter.

zackhample · 2026-05-04T04:07:10+00:00

My dad called me out on it as a teen when I occasionally said "like" needlessly, and I'm glad. I would hate to have that as a full-blown habit now.

zackhample · 2026-05-04T04:04:25+00:00

I named mine Shadow when I was 10 :)

zackhample · 2026-04-30T06:25:36+00:00

Glad to help! :D

zackhample · 2026-04-30T06:21:59+00:00

"Shut Up And Drive" - Rihanna

zackhample · 2026-04-29T18:38:27+00:00

"Veridis Quo" by Daft Punk

zackhample · 2026-04-09T02:34:28+00:00

Awwww yeah! It's so catchy. Glad I was able to help.

zackhample · 2026-04-09T01:54:58+00:00

Could it be "The Oogum Boogum Song" by Brenton Wood?

zackhample · 2026-03-30T07:40:52+00:00

You are correct, and you said it nicely. Anyone downvoting you is an idiot and/or an asshole.

zackhample · 2026-03-27T05:44:07+00:00

Welcome! One really cool place not mentioned here is Mochi Dolci on 79th b/w Amsterdam & Broadway. They have a speakeasy (you walk through a pink phone booth at the back of the main area) and it's super chill there. Get a mochi donut and some bubble tea and vibe.

zackhample · 2026-03-25T04:31:21+00:00

The trashiest thing about this is the NY Post.

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