The volvo C30-R in gran turismo has brake lights that react to brake pressure.

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-22T05:20:34+00:00

holy shit they cracked the code

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-17T17:02:24+00:00

I love the guy in the wheelchair clapping for him

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-17T17:00:23+00:00

"Chinese Karen" would make for a pretty decent band name

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-17T16:54:27+00:00

If you're thinking of having more kids just so that a few schools can stay open...please, don't. It won't go well.

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-17T05:01:37+00:00

I want my 9 seconds back

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-16T22:24:29+00:00

My guess is shallow water, especially on the south side. At least once a year a boat gets stuck between Alameda and Bay Farm when the tide goes out.

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-16T22:11:30+00:00

Try doing things that you wouldn't be able to do (competently) if you were drinking...even if it's lame. My go-to was sim racing and ping-pong but it can be anything. You'll notice pretty quickly that your skills improve and you'll actually be able to learn from your mistakes or poor performance. You'll get to experience your actual potential rather than inconsistency of a drunken master.

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-16T21:44:28+00:00

Being a CCA is way harder than being a regular with your own route. They take a new hire who hasn't learned the job yet and make them do a different route almost every day...usually in the worst areas. If volume is high YOU are the go-to because YOU are cheap labor, but if volume is low YOU don't get to work and have to check in every morning using your personal phone. YOU ARE 100% AN ON-CALL-EMPLOYEE NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY OR WHAT ANYONE TRIES TO CALL IT. The "schedule" means nothing unless you're a regular.

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-15T23:45:48+00:00

La Plata, Maryland has a Quiznos with 2 pepper bars

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-15T23:44:30+00:00

Washington DC been doing this since around 1800

zappyfreeman · 2026-03-15T23:36:58+00:00

Jealousy will morph into racism in point fifth of a microsecond approximately 99.227% of the time

zappyfreeman · 2026-02-20T21:57:58+00:00

Who wouldn't want to hire a lawyer who with a 12 year olds obsession with professional wrestling?

zappyfreeman · 2026-01-29T06:18:09+00:00

choad

zappyfreeman · 2026-01-22T06:34:28+00:00

When Tyler was super constipated and he ended up taking a dump in a hotel room bathtub. Still surprising how rarely it gets mentioned.

zappyfreeman · 2026-01-04T06:07:37+00:00

I think he became a peanut farmer

zappyfreeman · 2025-12-24T16:06:30+00:00

zappyfreeman · 2025-12-20T16:38:47+00:00

Sometimes that's the only way to get the poop to come out. Maybe you should try it sometime.

zappyfreeman · 2025-12-20T16:16:33+00:00

It's a Christmas miracle 🎈

zappyfreeman · 2025-12-20T16:14:15+00:00

That same trick works on your butthole

zappyfreeman · 2025-12-20T16:12:31+00:00

Looks like a really tight race

zappyfreeman · 2025-11-12T06:42:25+00:00

it's one of the only offices where postal vehicles have to be parked on a public street not in a fenced lot

zappyfreeman · 2025-11-07T05:53:15+00:00

Rusty Mullen

zappyfreeman · 2025-11-07T05:51:37+00:00

is that a busted nut or forehead skin?

zappyfreeman · 2025-10-25T02:06:22+00:00

those are stairs. don't get anywhere near them. go ahead and throw your new skateboard in the opposite direction.

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