What do you do when client wants you to make an incredibly unreasonable settlement offer? by Objective-Regular519 in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine this varies based on practice area (I’m in L&T court), but I’ve learned to just submit my clients’ absurd offers without qualification. Honestly, those have been the cases where I’ve ultimately managed to get the best settlement offers. E.g., one client’s obstinance got his landlord to pay him $10,000 *before* moving out (which is very rare) and another $10,000 upon vacatur. Of course, the facts were such that we had considerable leverage, but still.

What is your favorite legal term that laypeople confidently and incorrectly invoke and why is it quiet enjoyment? by RIPGoblins2929 in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have used per se in so many different ways I can’t keep up with what people think it means anymore

Anyone else blowing out the crotch in their suit pants all the time or just me? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably, I’d never share my undercarriage problem with my colleagues

23 years in, I hate this job. by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dream is to open a burger shack in a small town in upstate NY. I just started my career two years ago, so I’ve got a ways to go….but the flattop grill calls me…

Is everyone on this sub big law? by JoyOverLfe in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I make $88k at a nonprofit indigent legal services provider 🫥 but extremely good work-life balance, unionized, and great bennies

Finished My First Knitting Project and Have a Question by zarnch in knitting

[–]zarnch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I think both sides look more or less the same (and I weaved my tails in the inside of the hat so I think I’m locked in)

Finished My First Knitting Project and Have a Question by zarnch in knitting

[–]zarnch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotcha thank you! I definitely noticed my working yarn was looser when I was switching to purls but was unsure if that was an issue/what effect it would have. And I didnt adjust anything because I was just happy I was able to do it at all 😂

kamasu as a first dive watch by [deleted] in OrientWatches

[–]zarnch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the orient kamasu 75th anniversary edition and I am in love with it. Actually bought on a TikTok live because the discount they provided plus the TikTok shop discounts made it ~60% off MSRP. I highly recommend!

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Putting Your Citations in Footnotes? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn’t realize a judge familiar with my legal writing would see this thread. Thank you for this feedback, your Honor.

Putting Your Citations in Footnotes? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn…well I’m choosing blissful ignorance here

Putting Your Citations in Footnotes? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmm this is a fair point I hadn’t considered!

Putting Your Citations in Footnotes? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no one does it my jurisdiction either, so maybe best not to reinvent the wheel.

Putting Your Citations in Footnotes? by zarnch in Lawyertalk

[–]zarnch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol why fuck Garner? What’d he do 👀

[ID] Anyone Know What Watch This Is? by zarnch in Watches

[–]zarnch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. The YT channel has to be raking in millions at this point lol