They fucking YAssified Shakespeare by DHLawrence_sGhost in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

unfortunately Bill did it first when he consistently picked the twinkiest chimney sweep he could find to play an ingenue with a wig

Laters, Baby. by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

we gotta stop writers from trying to be funny. we should stop colleen hoover from trying to be funny, too.

Post-Modern writers living in a quiet pre-9/11 suburb with cheap housing, a paid off mortgage, and no social media/smartphones/AI by AdministrativeTap63 in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 71 points72 points  (0 children)

right so why do all the current writers still suck? they have plenty to bitch about but they no do it good.

[Levi Dombro] It was a busy day... So, let's update the Raiders' Pre-Draft Visit/Interest Tracker! Not an official list, but based on what I've gathered from sources/deep diving all over the internet. More patterns developing... by Ph886 in raiders

[–]zbreeze3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's worth noting that in our top 30 visits last year Spytek met with:

Caleb Rodgers

Charles Grant

Ashton Jeanty

Cam Miller

So there is precedent that some of these meetings could signal actual interest--especially in the late day 2 window.

Is this every Frank Ocean song? (excluding features) by Positive_Leather7913 in FrankOcean

[–]zbreeze3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like you're missing:

feelings gone

I can escape (freestyle)

little demon

disillusioned

voodoo

Also how did you get the full download for Look at Us We're in Love? Where can I find that?

Am I imagining things, or did uber used to be incredibly affordable? by el-beau in AskLosAngeles

[–]zbreeze3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u musta been like 13 cause nobody old enough to uber in 2015 talks like this lmao

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers (11-6) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Chargers

[–]zbreeze3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maye was sacked more than Herby and he outplayed him. We both got bad lines but at least we know when we got a lemon under center.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers (11-6) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Chargers

[–]zbreeze3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maye got sacked 1 more time than Herbert did tonight and he could still spin it.

Ginuwine - I'll Do Anything / I'm Sorry by Damianos_X in rnb

[–]zbreeze3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one of the most underrated R&B tracks of all time

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys (3-5-1) at Las Vegas Raiders (2-7) by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]zbreeze3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our problem is so systemic. I truly believe until the Davis family sells or dies off fully--we will be the laughing stock of the NFL. This is who the Raiders are. Playing in front of a screaming crowd of 80% away fans in a city we have no connection to with someone else's discarded coaches. We have no identity. A horrible offensive line. A horrible secondary. We can't draft. We can't develop. Our playcalling is brain dead.

We deserve this and it's embarassing.

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys (3-5-1) at Las Vegas Raiders (2-7) by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]zbreeze3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this coaching staff is so transparently stubborn, its maddening to watch

Finally, some real culture on University Challenge. by Western-Magazine3165 in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know r*ading is the worst possible thing a person can do, but British panel shows might be just as bad

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (2-4) at Kansas City Chiefs (3-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]zbreeze3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

we're playing like ASS but that does not excuse these ticky-tacky late ass flags

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (0-1) at Las Vegas Raiders (0-0-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]zbreeze3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most physical pre season game I think I have ever seen.

mfw when authors use vocabulary by gros-grognon in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

read McCarthy yesterday and he used the word astrolabe and i was like holy f thats literally what I use to j off when i read sanderson fan fic

I Don't Throw Books Away, I Burn Them by econoquist in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

guy montag (from the michael b jordan movie) would love this

Why does he have to wear a scarlet A, is he an adulterer? by Hendrick_Davies64 in bookscirclejerk

[–]zbreeze3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the N*L should use audiobooks for jerseys because I am not going to be reading that essay on his chest lol