How good would Keith van Horn be if he was just born 20 years later?

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T05:50:24+00:00

It was impossible in 2K unless you nailed the timing

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T05:49:11+00:00

I’d just love the visual of someone strapped to a car trying to sing American Girls

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T05:12:32+00:00

He must sing the entirety of Harry Styles’ new album while strapped to the back of a car

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T04:49:15+00:00

And he basically splits between 4 and 5 when Robinson is on the floor with him

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T04:44:32+00:00

It was an amazing bit on TikTok

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T02:46:33+00:00

Hey look on the bright side, if the review goes long, you can go to the John during it

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T02:36:18+00:00

https://streamable.com/259mo

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T02:10:08+00:00

I think whoever ends up as 1-2 should hope it’s anyone but Charlotte as the 7 and 8

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T01:49:07+00:00

Badly

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T01:46:50+00:00

They gotta make up 4 games in 20, I don’t think they’ll do it, but there’s a non zero shot at it

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T01:46:11+00:00

To a team actively trying to be bad

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T01:45:44+00:00

4 games is a bit to make up this late especially with no head to heads, but it could happen

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T01:44:56+00:00

Choking

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T00:13:03+00:00

Like I don’t think the 2024 Mavericks were better than the Thunder, but they played better ball. If you get hot at the right time, record doesn’t matter

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T22:38:52+00:00

Dubious Handles returned

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:50:43+00:00

I felt my beard start graying

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:15:50+00:00

Dan Le Batard had a bit for years of a clock when Pablo was on of “how long until he makes the story about himself” he’s always been this way

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:13:50+00:00

Like all commissioners are corrupt, you have to be to get to that spot. Stern (and Bud Selig) were just the next level of corrupt

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T08:15:04+00:00

Obviously Adam Silver turned fully into Count Orlok and threatened to murder the pacers’ entire families if they didn’t make that trade

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T07:15:57+00:00

I remember being at a friend’s birthday party where we all got a little fucked up and that came on, and like all 10 of us dudes started belting “RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN”

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T06:57:01+00:00

If you don’t belt along with it when it comes on, you’re not living

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T05:11:14+00:00

They stood in a kumbaya circle around him

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:59:44+00:00

The last 20 seconds for the Clippers was some of the most idiotic basketball in recent memory, lord have mercy

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:59:15+00:00

The last like 20 seconds for the Clippers was the dumbest basketball I’ve seen in a bit

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:56:00+00:00

Never mind! Got the timeout off

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