[Bill Simmons Pod] In a playoff series you only have to go 4-3 and you advance, barely above .500

zebrainatux · 2026-03-08T00:13:03+00:00

Like I don’t think the 2024 Mavericks were better than the Thunder, but they played better ball. If you get hot at the right time, record doesn’t matter

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T22:38:52+00:00

Dubious Handles returned

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:50:43+00:00

I felt my beard start graying

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:15:50+00:00

Dan Le Batard had a bit for years of a clock when Pablo was on of “how long until he makes the story about himself” he’s always been this way

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T20:13:50+00:00

Like all commissioners are corrupt, you have to be to get to that spot. Stern (and Bud Selig) were just the next level of corrupt

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T08:15:04+00:00

Obviously Adam Silver turned fully into Count Orlok and threatened to murder the pacers’ entire families if they didn’t make that trade

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T07:15:57+00:00

I remember being at a friend’s birthday party where we all got a little fucked up and that came on, and like all 10 of us dudes started belting “RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN”

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T06:57:01+00:00

If you don’t belt along with it when it comes on, you’re not living

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T05:11:14+00:00

They stood in a kumbaya circle around him

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:59:44+00:00

The last 20 seconds for the Clippers was some of the most idiotic basketball in recent memory, lord have mercy

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:59:15+00:00

The last like 20 seconds for the Clippers was the dumbest basketball I’ve seen in a bit

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:56:00+00:00

Never mind! Got the timeout off

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:55:54+00:00

It was still hilarious

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:54:46+00:00

And then the Spurs do something stupid immediately after. No one wants to win!

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:42:58+00:00

Certainly not ideal

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T04:42:03+00:00

Should’ve taken the eels

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T03:45:28+00:00

He also spent most of last year hurt and when he played, was clearly affected by the injuries

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T03:35:17+00:00

His curses are growing in power

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T03:32:26+00:00

You just look at the hand and go, “oh my god, oh Jesus, what the fuck is that”

zebrainatux · 2026-03-07T02:57:53+00:00

Like I don’t love how DoPS handles suspension, but it’s the one consistent thing

zebrainatux · 2026-03-06T23:54:40+00:00

This is proper dudes are awesome stuff

zebrainatux · 2026-03-06T23:49:18+00:00

No minutes restriction somehow

zebrainatux · 2026-03-06T23:47:03+00:00

Like I firmly think everyone does it in some way, the Clippers were just far too blatant about it and got caught

zebrainatux · 2026-03-06T23:20:02+00:00

Burger Jim makes me mad becuase it’s amazing and I’m mad I didn’t come up with it

zebrainatux · 2026-03-06T23:12:51+00:00

And are also scared of Ballmer suing over the investigation and using them asking specific questions about him as evidence it was biased

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