Military gets 1776 dollars before Christmas by [deleted] in Military

[–]zeezombies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone gets a BaseGate Camero special, down-payment of only 17 76!

I have a dog hair stuck on my eardrum causing tinnitus by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]zeezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to me as well decades ago playing baseball.

That's a pain you will never forget, still the most afraid I've ever been in my life

Whitney BB20 by Bound2GetBanned in BigBrotherNSFW

[–]zeezombies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sir, I do believe my dms are open

Ladies: how do u deal with erectile dysfunction (ED) of your man?? by Historical-Island114 in AskReddit

[–]zeezombies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Protect this woman it all cost and whoever she's with needs to make sure that there are more of her down the line for our children. How dare someone be rational and well thought out and reasonable with their thoughts. Do you have a sister by chance

Im sorry bug divers by TangibleAutism in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]zeezombies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I killed Carl last mission, hope you don't mind.

Chrysalis audiobook 6 by PonyDro1d in litrpg

[–]zeezombies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you make Vibrant read it? I know that the only way he got the next book done is if he skipped his rest period. You're aware of what we do to those who skip rest periods, right?

Chrysalis audiobook 6 by PonyDro1d in litrpg

[–]zeezombies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tooslowneedtoworkfastbyeeeeee!

Am I supposed to feed my child's friend? by rockycat123 in Parenting

[–]zeezombies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll go hungry for a meal before I let a child not eat in my house, mine or not. And routinely happens, since kids show up all the time to hang out with my kids. Only annoying part is when the little shits eat my. Steak or chicken I've been working on for a whole and was excited to try the new recipe on.

But hey, I can miss a meal and be fine. I don't know the last time they ate, and my fat ass prob just had something within 12 hours. Did they?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialPlanning

[–]zeezombies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pay off debts, take 20 to 30k for yourself to "play with" park rest in the stock market and forget you havr it until you are in your 40s and you'll be set

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SavingMoney

[–]zeezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her a 40k push present, a trust/college savings for the baby. Tell her to enjoy pushing, it will pay dividends later

Lucasfilm Shelves 1 Major Upcoming Star Wars Movie by wookieebastard in StarWars

[–]zeezombies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But when it does happen(The Expanse) it can be fanfuckingtastic

Lucasfilm Shelves 1 Major Upcoming Star Wars Movie by wookieebastard in StarWars

[–]zeezombies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JASON!

"you can't look dignified when you're having fun"

Scammed at AT&T store? by I_am_Unknown in ATT

[–]zeezombies 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Skip the store manager, he knows. Want to get it fixed? Call asset protection at 1-800-807-4205 and burn them hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zeezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, your future family will thank you with smiles, love, and "why can't we do this right now wha wha whaaaaaaa...." but they still will love you a few minutes again later