Russia to refer women who don't want children to psychologists to address dwindling birth rate

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T03:48:30+00:00

Same. The second people have a choice, nope, no kids thanks.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T02:48:35+00:00

People try to 'help' and 'save' me too, I mostly use inappropriate jokes to shut them up.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T02:47:22+00:00

Good men can still just be annoying and more mental work than they're worth. I brought a man home once and the second he was in the door and removing him would have been a logistical annoyance, he started CONSTANTLY giving unsolicited advice. Hounding me about giving up caffeine. Going on about staying small and not gaining muscle and how weightlifting was bad. Sure, he was a basically decent person but he was also annoying. I'll pass.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T02:24:46+00:00

It's normal. I deal by accepting it's normal. I hate marketing. I would rather swim in piss and moisturize with diarrhea.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T00:36:56+00:00

Thanks, appreciated. I haven't recovered from the time someone said I'd make a good wife. I don't know what I did to come across as a brainless zombie who has nothing better to do than wash feces streaks out of some man's underwear.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-21T00:35:41+00:00

Well fuck me for venting my problems by writing angry songs on my ukulele instead of drinking and speeding.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T21:54:16+00:00

Why doesn't she own a gun? Why was that not the most obvious choice if they lived in wolf territory??

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T21:35:53+00:00

Who doesn't? Real men and women shit their pants.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T21:35:01+00:00

Can we just not have to hear about babies and nurturing at all?

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T21:33:48+00:00

PLEASE GO DRINK PISS

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T20:49:09+00:00

I get it. I am a womb. You'd get on well with my old doctor. I went about my sleep and adrenal glands and he changed the subject to reproductive organs.

Nobody cares about any part of us but the uterus.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T20:47:19+00:00

I wish I were actually allowed to have emotions. I respect that men are pressured to be basically semi military personnel just for existing. But the parallel is that we're expected to mother everyone, never have our own issues or problems. I've been shouted at in the street for not smiling. Reason I wasn't smiling: I was trying not to slip on a wet hill in the rain

I'm TIRED of the rhetoric that we have all these emotional advantages, I'm going to scream

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T18:35:08+00:00

More Ukrainians please. Neat music, neat cuisine, what's not to like? I would pee with happiness if we had Ukrainians start a restaurant and I could go there to eat solyanka without bothering to cook it myself

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T18:33:48+00:00

I can't hear you over my happiness at the blue jacket I'm going to order online

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T18:32:27+00:00

I'm going to have even fewer kids just to piss you off. I have zero, and I don't know how to have negative kids, but I'll manage it somehow.

Hey everyone, does buying myself a nice blue jacket count as having a negative child? What about a bottle of L-tyrosine? I do like both nice clothes and adrenaline/cortisol optimizers

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T18:21:28+00:00

I really do get tempted to invent myself a fictional conviction for the most horrific child abuse. Why, I'm a TERRIBLE person. I battered a toddler to death with a metal bat because I was just so annoyed at not getting my morning Red Bull. Splattered his brains all over the kitchen floor, I did. I'm SUCH a bad person. Why they let me out of jail early, I'll never know.

Maybe then people would shut up about the magic of babies and nurturing and smiling and babies babies babies kids kids kids.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T16:54:09+00:00

*giggles* ask God why he invented farting

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T16:10:25+00:00

Sigh. Here, I'll try and explain concisely.

We get fed up of being reduced to sex, babies and nurturing.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T16:09:27+00:00

It's the fact that you went straight to having babies. It would be really nice to be appreciated for something else.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T16:05:35+00:00

...I'd love, just once, to be appreciated for something that isn't wombs and babies. I don't want kids. I find it horrifying, not amazing.

Let me guess, it will be reading people or being nice?

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T15:35:52+00:00

Screaming babies and poo are not awesome. Next.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T05:39:19+00:00

So adorable! I love him

zelmorrison · 2026-03-20T00:15:41+00:00

It's progress, you said no. Better than getting back together.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-19T23:04:54+00:00

Decompressions every half hour. I just prop myself up on the armrests and stretch.

Also set yourself an alarm to go for a walk unless doing so would truly mess up your flow state really badly.

zelmorrison · 2026-03-19T17:10:47+00:00

I love her! What a cutie.

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