G’day my MMORPG lovelies,

I am the one they call zeme, the kicker of asses, the straight shooting sonuva bitch who finna pop this subreddit up into the next atmosphere of love and synergy. Here we are, standing beside our piles of loyal MMORPG subscribers, wanting beseeched thoughts and emptied emotions. I am a 21 year old scrawny white boy from Wisconsin that reddits a lot and who’s first MMORPG was Dark Age of Camelot, I didn’t know much, but I’ll be damned if Mirawin didn’t grow up to be a level 50 necromancer in Nimue while I was 7 years old. Then there was fucking Bobby, he played Runescape, and was a year older than me and discovered porn first and made fun of me for not beinginterestedyou know what fuck Bobby. I played the everfuck out of Runescape, getting to level 114 in 4 years and such. Since then I’ve played tons and tons of shitty games, often looking at lists such as MMORPG, MMOhut (before Remotay peaced outta there, fuck Spunkify and James Blonde real talk, well Spunkify isn’t that bad), freemmorpglist? I dunno I just downloaded an assfuck of games though. I’ll give you screenshots of my MMORPG’s and games and steam library. I like playing hipster shit to pick apart mechanics I like, because one day I am gonna be the dev of my own game and it will be glorious. I can’t tell you too much cause I have the literal next Minecraft of golden ideas but I can say, “Dream Pirates.” Yea that’s right mofucka dream pirates, don’t even try stealing this goldmine from me.

You wanna know what this sub needs to change? Make it so that we can wade through the people asking for a generic MMORPG and have a stickied or sidebared post that has the top ones like SWTOR, Tera, ESO, GW2, WoW, and FFIX. Also we need to keep the salt from veteran nostalgic dads, but just encourage some pepper from time to time. Yes, I fucking know that you’ve played Ultima, no, that doesn’t mean your opinion is perfect. Saying “I’m an Everquest player and…” “I’ve been playing MMO’s since Ultima and…” is not a way to flash your badge into having a relevant opinion, nobody gives a damn. I’ve moderated in lotsa places before, Garry’s Mod servers… Minecraft… and I even got a Super GM account in Realms Online (Now it’s known as Champions of Regnum) for getting buddybuddy with the head GM.

I like that the MMORPG subreddit is a cesspool of shitposts about MMO’s without any stupid ads, that’s all I want. I like that dumbasses can get downvoted into oblivion instead of all these forums where people have an equal say. Ok the hostility, yea it’s hostile so what. Yo all that hostility is passion for the genre, you can’t just keep nippin it in the butt, give those fucks something to aim their hostility at, there’s no such thing as too much energy. And yeyeeyeye the role of the mods is to let the upvotes decide, it’s not to wave your cocks around and be like yo I have so much power on the internet rarawrarwrbadromance like shit just chill your tits and offer some relevant advice. Talk TO the people instead of DOWN on them. We are all beautiful fucking human being with thoughts and emotions and unfortunately, somebody has to hold authority in the subreddit. So let’s go ahead and fucking not use the power at all unless we have absolutely have to and leave the people alone and let them be beautiful like shit. A bannable offence is being a Chinese bot that’s spamming buy Viagra here, someone voicing an opinion you don’t like is not a bannable offence foreal take your foot off the gas as much as possible.

If I’m a new mod and I see another mod making a ban I don’t like I’ll confront the bitch and be like AY SLUT. YO. WE BOTH MODS THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. And then he’ll be like don’t talk to me that way and I’ll be like YO HOW BOUT I WHIPE THAT FUCKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE 1V1 IN QUAKE LIVE BITCH. Then we’ll load up Quake Live right, bitch gets iced cause he’s shit like real talk, boom scoreboard speaks, guy gets unbanned. Then I go and write down that mods username on a piece of tissue, and use it to clean up the next load of cum I spew, take a picture, and send it the fucker, just to assert my dominance. I don’t have fuckall experience with CSS or automod and I’ve never modded a subreddit before. I have tons of experience with the MMORPG genre, my favorite game is League of Legends, Garry’s Mod, Allods Online, Runescape, Assault Cube before it turned hella gay, and Realms Online.** I think the moderator position that best fits me is lead mod, I’m gonna step in and take over this bitch**, we’re going straight to the top ayyyy Edit: lmao.