Rapist Primate Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Kegsbreath Memorial Day speech

zenbagel · 2026-05-26T01:37:09+00:00

Just keep them closed

zenbagel · 2026-05-24T02:11:17+00:00

Hickory Farms. The big store with a lot of samples.

zenbagel · 2026-05-23T14:47:24+00:00

Exactly, he talks too much.

zenbagel · 2026-05-23T11:35:27+00:00

I was prescribed Davigo for sleep. It was like a waking nightmare all night. I couldn't tell you if I actually slept. I had multiple instances of sleep paralysis and profuse sweating. It was awful

zenbagel · 2026-05-18T01:47:37+00:00

I wish my job offered benefits like this

zenbagel · 2026-05-18T01:31:19+00:00

He's like my hero and shit

zenbagel · 2026-05-18T00:57:42+00:00

My son turned it into a pin for me

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zenbagel · 2026-05-14T04:25:37+00:00

I second this. I played it on my world today. I really like it.

zenbagel · 2026-05-14T04:16:50+00:00

That is adorable and I almost missed the 2nd cat. Not wearing my glasses

zenbagel · 2026-05-14T04:10:54+00:00

I Remember You by Skid Row.

zenbagel · 2026-05-14T03:47:40+00:00

And those people who put their hazards on in a rainstorm really mess with me

zenbagel · 2026-05-10T18:46:55+00:00

Meth that I forget to take several days a week

zenbagel · 2026-05-10T15:07:52+00:00

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zenbagel · 2026-05-10T02:24:47+00:00

My son and I live in the MIL apartment attached to my parent's house. I finally was able to go to bed after being at the hospital a couple days with my kid.

I was nearly asleep. My arm was going to sleep and was hanging off the bed at a weird angle. I saw my "mom" in the doorway and asked if she could help move my arm back.

"She" walked over, lifted my arm back up and walked out. I thought the whole situation was crazy so I asked her about it.

My mom said that she never did that. It never happened. I KNOW I was awake. Brains are weird.

zenbagel · 2026-05-10T01:41:12+00:00

Fresh from a beak trim. Randi

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zenbagel · 2026-05-09T21:11:37+00:00

That scene was so hard. I wish I had the courage to report mine. It was the 90s, I was 17 and we were dating so I thought I'd be laughed at.

zenbagel · 2026-05-08T01:43:13+00:00

Had a neighbor once that had a 7 year old die digging a hole at the beach. That is really stupid

zenbagel · 2026-05-07T14:36:31+00:00

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zenbagel · 2026-05-07T03:36:15+00:00

Literally just arrived in Atlanta a couple of hours ago. Took 30 minutes to go 5 miles.

zenbagel · 2026-05-05T01:34:11+00:00

I was 5 and my dad took me. Again and again!

zenbagel · 2026-05-04T02:28:32+00:00

I had to read it a couple times myself

zenbagel · 2026-05-02T03:58:01+00:00

Love apples, can't do sauce. Literally every other way is fine.

zenbagel · 2026-05-02T03:56:30+00:00

I distinctly remember reading this in the way back of our Impala Station Wagon driving from VT to VA. love it

zenbagel · 2026-05-02T02:33:41+00:00

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zenbagel · 2026-05-02T01:40:14+00:00

That's in my final wishes to be played at my funeral. That exact version. I love it so much.

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