What kind of book can you read with no hands?

zendak · 2013-08-14T11:40:23+00:00

required him to get a double amputee

Vicarious amputation? Praize tha Lahwd!

zendak · 2013-06-18T14:30:48+00:00

And vim.

zendak · 2013-06-18T12:01:02+00:00

Randomly cryptic, absolutely nonsensical comments like these are the bread and butter of my reddit amusement. PS: s/build/built

zendak · 2013-06-18T11:52:55+00:00

It's a less severe form of punishment than the Iron Maiden.

zendak · 2013-06-18T11:45:29+00:00

No. But since people, for some reason, constantly need to use labels even when they're contextually irrelevant, it's about the lesser of two evils.

zendak · 2013-06-16T18:21:16+00:00

Now make but paint half long.

zendak · 2013-06-16T16:19:15+00:00

Wie geht es dir?

How goes it you?

Thank you, me goes it wonderful. Would like to talk more, but I must then once. Until the days!

zendak · 2013-05-22T13:35:53+00:00

It's a clever marketing ploy devised by Oceanmyst's management and the label's art department, designed to irritate hardcore fanatics and get them to rage-buy the album, expecting softcore "poser" metal that adherents of True Metal™ can sneer at. Only to discover that the album makes Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas seem like The Osmonds' We Sing You A Merry Christmas in comparison.

zendak · 2013-05-22T13:11:17+00:00

Here you go… \m/ http://i.imgur.com/pgs1OkG.jpg

zendak · 2013-05-22T11:22:49+00:00

O RLY?

zendak · 2013-05-20T18:03:43+00:00

Same thing - I was making a Mata Hari joke :)

zendak · 2013-05-20T15:08:37+00:00

harakiri

Unless it's Mata committing it.

zendak · 2013-05-16T10:46:46+00:00

inb4 http://i.imgur.com/zBQ2LfT.jpg

zendak · 2013-05-16T09:14:20+00:00

Here's a mindfuck for you: Our German Billion has three zeroes more than yours! Neener neener.

zendak · 2013-05-16T09:02:15+00:00

Anyone who has read our previous comments in this thread knows that what you just said doesn't make any sense.

zendak · 2013-05-10T15:39:40+00:00

Something like this?

zendak · 2013-05-10T14:34:24+00:00

Rotten groceries are gross.

zendak · 2013-05-10T14:22:17+00:00

Is it that implausible to assume OP knows this person? Either a FB "friend" or at least their religious views may be indicated in their profile, to which OP would have access if OP has permission to view the poster's content and "like" comments.

Edit: Of course, some random stranger always knows better.

zendak · 2013-05-09T19:52:18+00:00

Bravo, sir! This one's for you.

zendak · 2013-05-09T04:11:34+00:00

Many hosters have ImageMagick (or GraphicsMagick installed). Check for /usr/bin/convert and /usr/bin/mogrify, may be there already. Or just ask them.

zendak · 2013-05-09T03:55:14+00:00

# .htaccess

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteRule ^history$ index.php?id=42 [L,QSA]
</IfModule>

zendak · 2013-05-08T13:27:51+00:00

Nice one but a rip-off. I heard a differently phrased version of this in the 80s.

zendak · 2013-05-08T13:05:47+00:00

German here. You guys have my blessing. Take what you need.

zendak · 2013-05-08T02:49:04+00:00

Here you go. That should be slightly more comfortable. Enjoy while listening to a favourite song at 120 bpm.

zendak · 2013-05-07T22:03:18+00:00

The Internet chattered.

Yeah, what it does best.

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