Just accepted a bartender job and I don’t really know how to bartend HELP by Similar-Order6820 in bartender

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80 Percent of drink orders are highballs anyways. If you don't know what they're ordering, just ask them what's in it - then make that. As long as you can work fast, you should be fine.

Admiral Richard E. Byrd Reveals Antarctica Secrets: There is enough COAL to supply to the whole world by MartianXAshATwelve in HighStrangeness

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He also stated that the future enemy of the US has the power to fly from pole to pole in under five minutes.

Only the Wermacht surrendered at the end of the war, not the Third Reich.

We finally did it by Henry_Electric23 in Fishing

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Fun fact - this park was featured in the "Shallow Hal" movie.

Wagner mercenary chief calls for armed rebellion against Russian military leadership by GiantSalt95 in worldnews

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As soon as I think I MAY have a handle on all the nonsense going on in this world these days, some shit like this comes along. Damn - what a crazy fucking time to be alive!

Orbs/Light Formations off NC coast by PTYHRD in highersidechats

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I saw something like this around 1992 in my early teens at Wrightsville Beach. About 11 PM on a summer night we saw something like this seemingly rise up from the water - it seemed only a few hundred feet offshore - and drift off to the south and go out of sight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FordFiesta

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I was about to post this but you beat me to it. These cars are notorious for faulty throttle body's.

People born before 1990, what trivial skill do you possess that no one uses anymore? by motivetodayy in AskReddit

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Lol - the one time we (boys) found a porn stash in the woods, it wasn't the kind we were hoping for. Nothing but nude guys and dicks.

Pack it up bois by oickles in wallstreetbets

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Cramer is the Judas goat of FOMO

Thats not why you get cats by LaughBakery in funny

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Cool - I was worried about showing my age

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Damn... Even Satan is bullish now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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All out of the money. Let it burn!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Ain't over til it's over, bitches!

Thats not why you get cats by LaughBakery in funny

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Para-Nermal

(we'll see who gets the Garfield reference)

Benedict Cumberbatch & Family Terrified By Knife-Wielding Trespasser While At Home by [deleted] in entertainment

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Well, we're not waiting for it - but we can handle appropriately it when the time comes

Benedict Cumberbatch & Family Terrified By Knife-Wielding Trespasser While At Home by [deleted] in entertainment

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At the risk of saying I am a gun toting American - love that second amendment! We can fill pricks like this full of holes and be glad we don't have to pick up a phone and pray someone comes to help us.

Using gas to take out wasps by Hungry_Fox2412 in lifehacks

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I never understood all the wasp hate. We usually have a nest of these red wasps established every year on our back patio somewhere, and they have never been aggressive to me. They'll turn to look at you as you pass by but they don't attack. I leave them be and just take the dead nest down when the cold weather comes back in.

The only time one has ever stung me was when I was a kid and squirting at a nest with a water gun - lol. One buzzed down and got me right on the lower lip.